Safety Engineer Merch
Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "SAFETY ENGINEER" in large capital letters. Below this, in parentheses, is "(noun)". The subsequent lines define the term: "a person who walks into chaos with a clipboard and tells everyone to calm down."
SAFETY ENGINEER (noun) A Person Who Walks Into Chaos With A Clipboard And Tells Everyone To Calm Down Tank Top
by DRASA STUDIO DESIGN
$16 $21
Description: A black background features white text and icons. At the top, 'I'M A' is in a smaller font, followed by 'DAD' in large, bold letters. Below 'DAD' is 'And An' in a script font, separated by lines. 'ENGINEER' is in large, bold capital letters. A white safety helmet and a white pencil are placed side by side. Below these icons, 'Nothing' is written in a script font, and centered at the bottom on a banner is 'SCARES ME' in bold capital letters.
Description: A cartoon depicts a young boy wearing a yellow hard hat and an orange safety vest, holding a sheet of paper. He is surrounded by construction elements including a cement mixer truck, a dump truck, wrenches, a ruler, and a triangle. The text "LITTLE ENGINEER" appears twice above and below the central figure.
Little Engineer with Construction Vehicles and Tools Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by STUDIO DESIGN UK
$16 $24
Description: A cartoon depicts a friendly blue robot wearing a yellow hard hat and an orange safety vest. It holds blueprints and a briefcase. Around the robot are construction cranes, gears, wrenches, and a computer monitor displaying a building, all set against a black background with the text "THIS BOY IS A FUTURE ENGINEER" in white, yellow, and red.
Description: A bold text-based creation with mechanical elements. The words 'ENGINEER', 'I'M NOT ARGUING', 'I'M JUST EXPLAINING', and 'WHY I RIGHT' are prominently displayed in orange, white, and teal. Gears, wrenches, nuts, and a safety helmet are scattered around the text, creating an engineering theme.
Description: This composition features a construction site with tall, unfinished buildings and a prominent crane. Four individuals, identified as civil engineers, are gathered around a blueprint. They are all wearing orange safety vests and hard hats. The bottom right section shows the text "CIVIL ENGINEER" repeated four times.
Description: Warning message for anyone interacting a professional engineer from Regina who loves their pet blue iguana and will gladly talk about reptiles for hours on end. This humorous occupation and pet enthusiast design features a humorous text slogan alongside a friendly professional character wearing a hard hat and high visibility vest while holding a pet lizard.
Description: Keep it safe—but keep it funny—with this bold "Don't Make Me Use My Safety Manager Voice" design! Perfect for safety professionals, workplace safety officers, and compliance managers who know how to take charge (with a little humor), this design is ideal for adding personality to the job. Whether you're in construction, manufacturing, logistics, or corporate health and safety, this witty quote is perfect for daily wear or a lighthearted safety meeting. Makes a great gift for your favorite EHS manager, site supervisor, or risk assessor who’s always one step ahead of accidents!
Description: Show Your Pride In The Construction And Engineering Field With This Workplace Safety Design. Features The Phrase Warning Low Trusses For Builders, Contractors, And Safety Professionals.
Warning Low Trusses Construction Builder Engineer Safety Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Funny Animal Kings
$16 $24
Description: This creative design transforms domino numbers into colorful traffic lights and no stopping signs, blending classic game elements with road safety symbols in a fun and imaginative illustration. Perfect for domino players, transportation enthusiasts, traffic engineers, road safety advocates, and anyone who enjoys clever visual humor and unique graphic art. Keywords: domino numbers, traffic light domino, no stopping sign domino, domino art, road sign design, transportation humor, urban graphic, funny traffic artwork, domino lover gift.
Description: Celebrate the daily routine a maritime professional based in Southampton. This detailed features an industrious worker a safety helmet alongside an exotic pet companion, maritime structures, and harbor elements. Composition highlights professional life, engineering dedication, and caffeine-fueled energy a bustling coastal port.
Cats doing QA work - Not Kitten about QA funny t-Shirt gift idea Hoodie
by RJS Motivational Apparel
$32 $42
Description: A stylized cartoon character representing a civil engineer. He wears a yellow hard hat, a red cape, a yellow safety vest with reflective strips, blue trousers, and brown boots. Text on the left reads "SAFETY" vertically, and on the right reads "FIRST" vertically. A subtitle at the bottom states, "The only thing he dan't fix is his client's budget."
Description: Wizard Safety Notice #2: Never raw-dog a volcano. Some risks in life (and in code) are just not worth taking. This bold orange-and-black retro pixel art delivers a clear warning with classic wizard safety notice style and developer gallows humor. Inspired by Column Seven — a tribute to the early 5x7 bitmap grids and the invisible spacing columns that made early computing readable. Perfect for programmers who know when to add safeguards before things erupt.
Description: Reddy Kilowatt is a fictional character that acted as spokesman for electricity generation in the United States for over 70 years. He is drawn as a stick figure whose body, limbs, and hair are made of stylized lightning-bolts and whose bulbous head has a light bulb for a nose and wall outlets for ears. His primary purpose was to put a friendly face on the newfangled electrical systems that were commonplace in the cities in the 1920s, but rural areas remained chronically underserved as people had many misconceptions about electricity.
