Schizoposting Merch

Description: When the hallucinations start asking for the security deposit, it's time to get a new shirt. Peak schizo-irony for the modern age.

Description: Skip the small talk and the zodiac signs. This shirt is for the person whose energy is less "manifesting" and more "legal liability." Perfect for when you want to look approachable but also like you're one bad day away from a deposition.

Description: "Wow! She's just like me!" --Girls when they see a feral weeaboo eating raw meat out of a bowl like a dog [[BUYER'S NOTE: certain products show more of the design than others. Check out the product previews before buying.]] [[Also, this design features some low-resolution elements. This is on purpose for the Aesthetic.]]