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From John Landis's first feature, "Schlock", it's the titular banana killer himself, Schlock.

Tags: andysocial industries, ape, banana killerjohn landis, gorilla, monkey

Schlock Tapestry

by Andysocial Industries

$30

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It's gonna be a HELL of a night

Tags: 80s, demons, grindhouse, occult, ouija

Satan's Slumber Party Tank Top

by Schlock And Awe Films

$20

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Be kind rewind

Tags: retro

Schlock Tote

by Schlock And Awe Films

$20

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Putting the Awe in the Schlock

Tags: b movies, cinema, film, grindhouse, horror

Schlock and Awe Films logo (Black) Pin

by Schlock And Awe Films

$2.75

Manos: The Hands Of Fate Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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A truly, truly terrible movie. Laughable bad. Just awful. But yet...

Tags: sandradeillustration, stephen andrade, schlock, manos the hands of fate, horror

Manos: The Hands Of Fate Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by sandradeillustration

$24

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Our show name in the Stranger Things font.

Tags: podcast, schlock, schlockornot

Schlock or Not Posters and Art

by SchlockOrNot

$13

Tales From The Streets (Blood In Blood Out) Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Tags: west coast, schlock, east la, bound by honor, schlockornot

Tales From The Streets (Blood In Blood Out) Crewneck Sweatshirt

by The Dark Vestiary

$38

The Curse Of The Doll People / The Vampire Tote

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The Curse Of The Doll People / The Vampire

Tags: horrormovies, schlock, b movies, film noir, psychedelic

The Curse Of The Doll People / The Vampire Tote

by unknown_pleasures

$20

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Ambitious failures

Tags: 35mm, b movies, cinema, cult film, film

Schlock And Awe Films logo Tote

by Schlock And Awe Films

$20

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Alienator

Tags: bad movies, mst3k, 80s sci fi, 1980s movies, 80s movies

Alienator T-Shirt

by Lord Neckbeard Designs

$22

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Billy isn't having a merry Christmas...

Tags: scary, axe, horror, slasher movies, schlock

PUNISH! Phone Case

by Schlock Cinema

$25

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Tags: b movie horror, b movies, horror film, low budget horror, schlock

The Chooper Hoodie

by Lord Neckbeard Designs

$39

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3D Frank

Tags: monster, schlock, 3d glasses, 3d, frankensteins monster

3D Frank Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by EnchantedTikiTees

$22

Bloodlust!/Blood Mania Double Feature Kids T-Shirt

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Bloodlust! (1961) and Blood Mania (1970) Double Feature Poster

Tags: lust, blood, exploitation, mania, vintage

Bloodlust!/Blood Mania Double Feature Kids T-Shirt

by MondoWarhola

$18

Texas Rangers in Action Vintage Comic Cover Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Riley's Rangers meet the Ugly Brothers in this exciting Texas Rangers retro comic book cover

Tags: bar fight, cowboys, fist fight, fist fighting, law enforcement

Texas Rangers in Action Vintage Comic Cover Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Brockapulco

$38

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The original logo for the Schlock or Not Podcast.

Tags: podcast, podcasting, b movies, retro, schlock or not

Schlock or Not (Original Logo) Magnet

by SchlockOrNot

$4.50

Teenage Jail Bait - Retro Cult Movie Fan Kids Hoodie

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Teenage Jail Bait - Retro Cult Movie Fan

Tags: spooky, wicca, psychedelic, schlock, horror fan

Teenage Jail Bait - Retro Cult Movie Fan Kids Hoodie

by unknown_pleasures

$36

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Show your love for the cult classic 'Frankenhooker'.

Tags: b movies, cult classic movie, cult movies, frankenstein, horror

Huevos Grande T-Shirt Tapestry

by SchlockOrNot

$30

I'd Rather Be At Home Watching The Thing Baseball T-Shirt

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I'd Rather Be At Home Watching The Thing

Tags: cult classic, cult film, cult films, cult movies, horror

I'd Rather Be At Home Watching The Thing Baseball T-Shirt

by DankFutura

$26

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Big Ronnie knows Disco!!!

Tags: big ronnie, podcast, schlock or not, schlockornot, disco

I know Disco Pin

by SchlockOrNot

$2.75

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Baffling Mysteries comic cover with a sea monster holding a fair maiden.

Tags: baffling, bikini, comic book, cover, funnies

Terror Beneath the Tides Tote

by Brockapulco

$20

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From the 1971 cult classic Frankenstein vs. Dracula. This is the attraction where Dr. Durea's (J. Carroll Naish) had his Creature Emporium.

Tags: 1970s, 1971, 70s, beach, california

Frankenstein vs. Dracula Sticker

by GoodCatholicGirl

$2.50

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Gaia

Tags: earth, witch, mother earth, schlock horror, night

Gaia Mug

by SchlockHorror

$15

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This one is for the fellas.

Tags: podcast, schlock or not, schlockornot, schlock, five deuce

Five Deuce Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by SchlockOrNot

$22

The Bride of Frankenstein ∆ Vintage Horror Fan Tapestry

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The Bride of Frankenstein ∆ Vintage Horror Fan

Tags: horror fan, horror movie addict, film noir, halloween, schlock

The Bride of Frankenstein ∆ Vintage Horror Fan Tapestry

by unknown_pleasures

$30

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For all the BD podcast buckaroos and schlock cinephiles out there.

Tags: gui podcast, schlock, gui network, bmovies, bmovie

Banzai Disaster 2 Tapestry

by GUIPODCAST_1138

$30

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Why be Fat retro comic book ad, with a sure-fire method to shed those extra pounds.

Tags: advice, body negative, body positive, comicbook ad, fat shaming

Why be Fat? Tapestry

by Brockapulco

$30

Plan 9 from Outer Space Baseball T-Shirt

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Flying saucer on a thin bit of string, based on the 1959 sci-fi schlock masterpiece by Edward D. Wood Jr.!

Tags: cult classic, retro, schlock, ufo, b movies

Plan 9 from Outer Space Baseball T-Shirt

by GeekWithClipOns

$26

DRUMPF EASY CHEEZE ( AMERICAN FLAVORED) Sticker

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Drumpf Easy Cheese American flavored... on a cracker...

Tags: comic, funny, customs, schlock, cheesy

DRUMPF EASY CHEEZE ( AMERICAN FLAVORED) Sticker

by ZornowMustBeDestroyed

$2.50

Handsome Power Packed Muscle All Over Pillow

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Retro comic book ad for building muscle, with lots of advice and ways to spend your cash to bulk up.

Tags: advertisement, body positive, body shaming, bodybuilding, physical fitness

Handsome Power Packed Muscle All Over Pillow

by Brockapulco

$25

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As worn by Stuart Goetz in 1977's "The Van," this shirt honors everything about Boogie Vans, Conversion Vans, and others without veering cheaply into Vansploitation.

Tags: van, 70s, ford, retro, conversion van

Van Stuff Kids Hoodie

by TopCityMotherland

$36

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Inspired by by the 1953 sci-fi schlock film of the same name, made popular thanks to being in an episode of the cult TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Tags: cult film, b movies, schlock, scifi, robot monster

Robot Monster Kids T-Shirt

by GeekWithClipOns

$18

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Our take on the betting scene from Big Trouble in Little China.

Tags: jack burton, podcast, big trouble in little china, schlock or not, schlockornot

Nothing or Double Pillow

by SchlockOrNot

$25

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Saturn

Tags: crescent moon, schlock horror, space, astrology, cosmic

Saturn Crewneck Sweatshirt

by SchlockHorror

$38

Adventures Into the Unknown Comic Cover Pin

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A scary vintage comic book cover with a startled couple witnessing a skeleton exit a crypt.

Tags: boney hand, cemetary, graveyard, halloween, haunted

Adventures Into the Unknown Comic Cover Pin

by Brockapulco

$2.75

Schlock Abuse Program Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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F.U. Hunter and Grutz abuse each other with Schlocky movies for your enjoyment! The least you could do is buy merch!

Tags: gui network, geeks under the influence, japanese action thriller film, japanese action, japanese horror

Schlock Abuse Program Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by GUIPODCAST_1138

$22

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Where can I find other schlock designs?

In addition to schlock designs, you can explore the marketplace for horror, cult movies, and halloween designs sold by independent artists.

What canvases is this schlock merch available in?

T-Shirts, Hoodies, Tank Tops, Crewneck Sweatshirts, Long Sleeve T-Shirts, Baseball T-Shirts, Stickers, Phone Cases, Kids T-Shirts, Kids Hoodie, Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Mugs, Wall Art, Pillows, Totes, Tapestries, Pins, Magnets

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UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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