Screw Up Merch
Description: Slowed down, spaced out, and screwed up. This shirt pays tribute to the legend of DJ Screw — the man who turned pitch control into poetry and Houston into a galaxy. For fans of codeine tempos, trunk-rattling bass, and chopped-up soul. H-Town is a state of mind, and Screw is its prophet.
Description: Dump Trump: Draft Dodgers Don’t Get Military Parades — An image of American soldiers marching in formation down a street, their figures blurred to emphasize motion and urgency. Above them, the bold text "DRAFT DODGERS DON'T GET MILITARY PARADES" delivers a sharp critique. The juxtaposition of the soldiers' disciplined unity against Donald Trump's documented privilege and hypocrisy highlights the irony of his authoritarian ambitions. The design critiques the disconnect between sacrifice and entitlement, exposing the hollow glorification of military symbolism by someone who evaded its responsibilities
Description: A Hot Mess. We've all been one at some point in our lives. Hot mess, spicy disaster, dumpster fire, whatever state of chaos your life may be in, there's no time like now to have a laugh at it. Makes a funny gift for that person who looks struggling to keep it together but is secretly killing it. It doesn't hurt if she is a techie as this design features a pink progress bar and the text "in progress".
Description: Dump Trump: Draft Dodgers Don’t Get Military Parades — An image of American soldiers marching in full military gear, rifles in hand, their silhouettes stark. Above them, the text "DRAFT DODGERS DON'T GET MILITARY PARADES" delivers a biting critique. It juxtaposes the soldiers' sacrifice with the hypocrisy of Donald Trump who avoided the Ujited Stars of America military draft yet seeks to exploit military symbolism for personal glorification. The scene underscores the tension between democratic values and authoritarian ambitions, exposing the dissonance between privilege and the valor he failed to embody
