Search Merch
Description: Snake Plissken - the baddest of the badass movie heroes, forever doomed to be saving the world, all the while trying to figure out how to destroy it, has finally decided that if he's going to be rescuing people for a living, he might as well get paid for it, goddammit! No more Presidential Pardon's, no more plutoxin 7 in the neck, you want a President, his tramp daughter or Donald Pleasence found, then call Plissken's Search and Rescue and pay cash just like everyone else. Ask for Snake by name and get a free M41 grenade this month only.
Description: In reality, this applies to any work, including English teachers and English students. This is a total global truth for people of all ages who study or work at anything. Workers of any profession handle this. Students of any subject master it. Teachers of any subject undergo this. English students actively try it. English teachers brilliantly use this. When a very difficult question is asked, complete silence becomes incredibly awkward and stressful. Instead of admitting that we have absolutely no idea how to reply, we just frantically open random folders on our computer screens. This theatrical display of fake panic buys us enough precious time to mentally formulate a somewhat logical response to save our true dignity.
Pretending to search for a highly important file so I do not have to answer you Socks
by englishlearning
$14 $20
Description: This funny medical humor t-shirt is perfect for nurses, doctors, medical students, and healthcare workers who live the chaotic reality of hospital life. Featuring a sarcastic and relatable medical joke, this design speaks directly to those who understand long shifts, patient drama, and the dark humor that keeps the profession going. Whether you work in the ER, ICU, or clinic, this healthcare humor shirt is a great way to show off your personality while surviving the daily grind. Ideal as a gift for nurses, doctors, med students, or anyone in the medical field who appreciates witty and sarcastic humor. Perfect for birthdays, graduation gifts, nurse appreciation, or just treating yourself after a long shift.
