Secure Merch
Description: "Secure, Contain, Protect" is the motto of the SCP foundation, a fictional organization dedicated to the discovery, detainment, and understanding of creatures that exist and destroy amidst mankind. There's a lot of horror/sciency-mystery in the lore! Please go check out the SCP wiki and specific articles for more information! SCP depicted: 001, 049, 053, 096, 173, 407, 409, 682, 999, 1762, 2521, 3008 "Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scpwiki.com and its authors. This artwork, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0."
Description: The SCP Foundation[note 3] is a fictional secret organization documented by the collaborative writing wiki project of the same name. Within the website's shared universe, the foundation is responsible for capturing and containing various paranormal, supernatural, and other mysterious phenomena unexplained by mainstream science (known as "anomalies" or "SCPs"), while also keeping their existence hidden from the rest of global human society. Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scpwiki.com and its authors. This artwork, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0.
Description: The SCP Foundation[note 3] is a fictional secret organization documented by the collaborative writing wiki project of the same name. Within the website's shared universe, the foundation is responsible for capturing and containing various paranormal, supernatural, and other mysterious phenomena unexplained by mainstream science (known as "anomalies" or "SCPs"), while also keeping their existence hidden from the rest of global human society. Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scpwiki.com and its authors. This artwork, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0.
Description: Cybersecurity protocols demand absurd cryptographic gymnastics from ordinary internet users. Account creation screens insist on sixteen characters combining capital lettering, numerical sequences, punctuation marks, and obscure symbols while forbidding recycled phrases. To satisfy these digital gatekeepers, you invent an incomprehensible string of alphanumeric chaos that resembles random computer code. Naturally, when attempting to sign into your bank account three days later, your brain draws a complete blank. You enter five incorrect guesses, trigger an immediate security lockout, and end up resetting the credential with the exact same unmemorable complexity. The humor hilariously mocks digital locks, showing how defenses shut out owners.
My password is so highly secure that even I can never actually remember it Sticker
by englishlearning
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Red lettering accented with blue, ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION IS AN INVATION SECURE THE BORDER.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION INVASION SECURE BORDER Magnet
by Roly Poly Roundabout
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A creative nutrition label-inspired design featuring bold black typography reading "100% SECURE" and "CENSORSHIP FREE" alongside the humorously satirical disclaimer "Contents may vary in color, shape and beliefs." Below the divider line, bold text displays "BITCOIN BTC" accompanied by an outlined Bitcoin currency symbol on an eye-catching orange background. Ideal for Bitcoin maximalists, crypto traders, freedom tech advocates, and blockchain enthusiasts.
100% Secure Censorship Free Bitcoin Nutrition Label Graphic Posters and Art
by Akman
$10 $14
Description: A wooden ballot box — hand-engraved, paper ballot half-cast — rendered in military-stencil and woodcut illustration style with “August 26th” above and “Secure the Vote” below on an aged ribbon banner. Women’s Equality Day, treated with the visual weight it deserves: the aesthetic of a WW2 civil defense broadside applied to the most important civic act in American history.
August 26th Secure The Vote – Women’s Equality Day Ballot Box Vintage Woodcut Art Print Tote
by Luminari Creations
$13 $20
Description: This graphic features a cute underwater welder otter fixing a pipe in a full scuba diving suit. Combining marine biology humor with animal trades, the illustration is perfect for commercial divers with a sense of humor. Enjoy this cute underwater welder otter character brightening up the tough deep sea industry.
Cute Underwater Welder Otter for Marine Biology Humor and Animal Trades Hoodie
by PopArtyParty
$32 $42
Description: Join the ultimate covert squad! This epic mashup design features a tactical blue Bigfoot ("Secure the HVA"), a futuristic white robot android, a street-style red fox in a hoodie, a gear-equipped raccoon, and a bubblegum-blowing girl—all rendered in a stunning top-down foreshortened perspective. Combining modern urban streetwear vibes with sharp comic book illustration details, this artwork is a must-have for sci-fi geeks, cryptid believers, and lovers of unique character designs.
BIGFOOT Secure the HVA - Tactical Crew Urban Sci-Fi Art Bag
by Whimsy Trail Co
$19 $24
My Job Is Secure – No One Else Wants It Funny Design Hoodie
by Tiny Whiskers MC
$32 $42
Description: A bold gold dollar coin design surrounded by floating cash and sunburst rays, representing hustle, ambition, and financial success. Perfect for entrepreneurs, hustlers, and anyone chasing the bag. Original artwork, printed on premium quality apparel.
Secure The Bag - Money Mindset Gold Coin T-Shirt Kids T-Shirt
by Artistz_singh
$13 $19
