Selection Merch

Description: Natural Selection Interference Squad EMS Firefighter

Description: Natural Selection Interference Squad EMS Firefighter

Description: Monochrome silhouette of Charles Darwin with a beer, featuring a witty evolutionary quip about alcohol—perfect for science fans and beer lovers seeking a cheeky, conversation-starting tee.

Description: Natural Selection Interference Squad EMS Firefighter

Description: vamos espana¡Vamos España! Show your passion for La Roja with this stunning retro 70s groovy Spain soccer design. Featuring a vibrant wavy typography in the official Spanish flag colors (red and gold) paired with a dynamic vintage football and retro sparkles, this graphic perfectly captures the tournament hype. Perfect for Spanish football fans, soccer lovers, and anyone looking for a stylish, patriotic outfit for the World Cup 2026 matches. High-quality print that looks incredibly cool on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and especially as bold stickers for your laptop or water bottle!

Description: Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and pie! Spin the menu wheel and enjoy every single dish.

Description: Step into a world of adventure with this charming chibi design featuring six fantasy RPG classes as adorable felines. Whether you are a wizard, cleric, fighter, rogue, martial artist, or spell-fencer, this character select screen is sure to delight tabletop gamers and feline lovers alike. Perfect for game nights, conventions, and everyday fun.

Description: A pixelated retro selection screen with the text "CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER" in yellow. Below are two rows of character portraits. The top row shows four characters, and the bottom row shows four characters, each within a gray-bordered square.

Description: It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is most adaptable to change.

Description: This is my game night shirt - distressed white text design for a board game aficionado/enthusiast/collector

Description: A quick design.

Description: This vintage-style graphic captures the dedicated daily routine of a true fantasy football player. Featuring a distressed, retro design, it humorously illustrates the cycle of "EAT SLEEP CHANGE MY LINEUP REPEAT". The artwork includes iconic elements such as a fork and spoon, an American football, a smartphone displaying player selections for roster management, and a circular repeat arrow motif. It's ideal for any fantasy sports enthusiast who lives and breathes the gridiron season, constantly strategizing and optimizing their daily lineup. Celebrate the passion for player selection and the continuous effort of drafting players with this unique design, perfect for those who immerse themselves in fantasy sports.

Description: This design captures the essence of a dedicated fantasy football participant's daily routine. Featuring a classic american football, a smartphone displaying player lineup adjustments, and the humorous phrase "EAT SLEEP CHANGE MY LINEUP REPEAT," it's perfect for anyone immersed in the world of fantasy sports. The vintage-inspired artwork with distressed textures, laurel wreaths, stars, moon, and dining utensils adds a unique touch. Show your passion for gridiron action and strategic roster management with this design. Ideal for those who spend their season analyzing players, making crucial team selections, and living the fantasy sports lifestyle.

Description: Nature Finds a Way — And It Has Recoil! Protecting the ancient sacred forest with heavy lever-action firepower. Clean woodcut vector design featuring an antlered druid with an oak-carved rifle. Ideal humorous gift for Druids, Rangers, and fantasy fans. Formatted for vinyl decals, mugs, and tees.

Description: A vintage-style representation featuring three distinct glasses filled with frothy beverages. The left and right show large mugs with frothy tops, while the center glass is a stemmed tulip glass with a crest. Text below reads "Beverage Good Times".

Description: This minimalist design features the famous “I think” sketch by Charles Darwin from his 1837 notebook — one of the earliest visual representations of the Tree of Life. It's a tribute to evolutionary biology and the power of scientific thought. Ideal for science lovers, biology students, educators, or anyone who appreciates history, nature, and big ideas. Clean lines and a hand-drawn aesthetic make it perfect for t-shirts, hoodies, and tote bags.

Description: heartbeat and board gamers - white design for a board game aficionado/enthusiast/collector

Description: This social commentary diagram titled HYPERGAMY contrasts male and female mate selection patterns. A witty Valentine's Day or bachelor party gift for fans of dating psychology and relationship humor.

Description: Timing Takes the Space turns careful action selection into a bold graphic for worker-placement strategists, shirts, stickers, and game nights.

Description: Hypergamy is a fundamental concept in dating theory and gender dynamics. This design illustrates the principles of Hypergamy, appealing to those interested in relationship analysis and social commentary.

Description: Not all beers are created equal.

Description: Natural Selection Interference Squad EMS Firefighter

Description: Hypergamy is a social concept for individuals interested in dating theory, gender dynamics, and human relationship behavior. This design illustrates the core principles of Hypergamy.

Description: A satirical vintage university-style design parodying classic collegiate organizations, with an intentionally provocative slogan and retro academic emblem aesthetic. The concept uses the language of evolution and selective breeding as dark humor.

Description: Charles Darwin in shades and a silver chain. Survival of the illest, est. 1809.

Description: Carry the burdens of the fallen with this deeply emotional and symbolic tribute. A stoic representation of survivor's guilt masked by a serene and unreadable expression.

Description: Bold pop art style portrait of Charles Darwin, father of evolutionary theory. Perfect for science lovers, biology enthusiasts, and fans of natural history.

Description: Bold pop art style portrait of Charles Darwin, father of evolutionary theory. Perfect for science lovers, biology enthusiasts, and fans of natural history.

Description: Bold pop art style portrait of Charles Darwin, father of evolutionary theory. Perfect for science lovers, biology enthusiasts, and fans of natural history.

Description: Shall we play a game?

Description: Get ready for Sunday lineup day with this fun, retro-style design. It features a cool cartoon football character relaxing in a chair, checking their smartphone, ready to finalize their fantasy sports roster. This graphic is perfect for any dedicated fantasy football player who spends their weekend making crucial picks and managing their squad. Celebrate the excitement of the gridiron season and the weekly ritual of drafting your players. A vintage look for sports enthusiasts who live for the Sunday action and their team's performance.

Description: Embrace the witty side of botany with this unique design featuring the memorable phrase 'All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once.' Presented in a dictionary definition style, this graphic offers a humorous yet scientifically accurate statement about plant consumption. It's a perfect conversation starter for anyone interested in natural selection, life lessons, and the fascinating world of plants. This design appeals to science teachers, biology students, plant lovers, and those with a keen sense of dark humor. Whether you're a seasoned botanist, an avid gardener, a curious survivalist, or simply enjoy a good laugh about nature's cautionary tales, this design speaks to your intellect and wit. Explore the humorous side of plant facts and botanic

Description: Dance Gavin Dance Band 2026 Europe Tour

Description: Dance Gavin Dance Artificial Selection

Description: "It's Evolution Baby!" Celebrate the power of change with this fun and bold design! Perfect for science lovers, evolution enthusiasts, curious minds, and anyone who believes in progress, growth, and a little evolutionary humor. A great gift for biology fans and free thinkers!

Description: Argentinian soccer jersey.