Selection Merch

Description: Natural Selection Interference Squad EMS Firefighter

Description: This illustration captures a darkly comedic take on the Noah’s Ark story, featuring a stormy sea, a crowded ark of animals, and a stranded figure facing a looming whale. Rendered in a vintage woodcut style, the scene blends biblical imagery with sharp irony and satire. The bold composition, monochrome palette, and exaggerated expressions emphasize the absurd contrast between divine mission and human fate, making it a striking piece for fans of religious parody and dark humor art.

Description: I'M Silently Judging Your Beer Selection Brewer Craft Beer: This item makes a statement with a fun graphic ideal for beer aficionados. It is a perfect conversation starter at breweries, parties, or casual hangouts, exhibiting your discerning taste.

Description: Carry the burdens of the fallen with this deeply emotional and symbolic tribute. A stoic representation of survivor's guilt masked by a serene and unreadable expression.

Description: Bold pop art style portrait of Charles Darwin, father of evolutionary theory. Perfect for science lovers, biology enthusiasts, and fans of natural history.

Description: Bold pop art style portrait of Charles Darwin, father of evolutionary theory. Perfect for science lovers, biology enthusiasts, and fans of natural history.

Description: Bold pop art style portrait of Charles Darwin, father of evolutionary theory. Perfect for science lovers, biology enthusiasts, and fans of natural history.

Description: Shall we play a game?

Description: Street Fighter II is a 1991 fighting game developed and published by Capcom that popularized the competitive head-to-head fighting genre.

Description: Dance Gavin Dance Band 2026 Europe Tour

Description: Get ready for Sunday lineup day with this fun, retro-style design. It features a cool cartoon football character relaxing in a chair, checking their smartphone, ready to finalize their fantasy sports roster. This graphic is perfect for any dedicated fantasy football player who spends their weekend making crucial picks and managing their squad. Celebrate the excitement of the gridiron season and the weekly ritual of drafting your players. A vintage look for sports enthusiasts who live for the Sunday action and their team's performance.

Description: Embrace the witty side of botany with this unique design featuring the memorable phrase 'All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once.' Presented in a dictionary definition style, this graphic offers a humorous yet scientifically accurate statement about plant consumption. It's a perfect conversation starter for anyone interested in natural selection, life lessons, and the fascinating world of plants. This design appeals to science teachers, biology students, plant lovers, and those with a keen sense of dark humor. Whether you're a seasoned botanist, an avid gardener, a curious survivalist, or simply enjoy a good laugh about nature's cautionary tales, this design speaks to your intellect and wit. Explore the humorous side of plant facts and botanic

Description: An adorable black bat with stars in its eyes and a pretty pink bow, admiring a selection of small square cakes and gourmet pastries. Surrounded by delicate pink cherry blossoms (sakura), this design captures a moment of pure sweetness and wonder.

Description: Dance Gavin Dance Artificial Selection

Description: Choose your feline fighter! This nostalgic 8-bit arcade design features cute kittens ready for adventure, dressed in classic role-playing costumes including a magic wizard, an armored knight, a stealthy ninja, a futuristic cyborg, and a space astronaut. Perfect for vintage gamers, tabletop fantasy fans, and cat lovers who want to press start on an epic quest.

Description: A collage of various fishing lures and a red lobster, arranged in a grid on a black background. The lures include realistic fish shapes, spoon lures, and feathered jigs, depicted in multiple colors and patterns.

Description: Argentinian soccer jersey.

Description: Argentina Vintage Retro Distressed 3 Star Football Fan Summer Beach

Description: Break my heart. Break it a thousand times if you like. It was only ever yours to break anyway. - Maxon Schreave Original watercolor artwork featuring the heartrendingly romantic quote by Maxon Schreave from The Selection, the bestselling young adult series by Kiera Cass.

Description: A visual presentation of actor Val Kilmer's characters. The top features "KILMER INSTINCT" with a split image of "THE LIZARD KING" on the left and "THE HUCKLEBERRY" on the right, separated by a "VS" symbol. Below, it prompts "CHOOSE YOUR KILMER!" with player indicators "1P" and "2P", followed by a grid of eight smaller character portraits.

Description: Design Representing The Concept Of Human Evolution. Perfect For Science Enthusiasts, Biologists, Anthropologists, Teachers, And Students Interested In Natural History And Academic Progress.

Description: Chunky black lettering with a tall book stack and an open book pokes fun at a reading list that grows faster than it gets finished.

Description: ROEW Faction "Natural Selection"

Description: Embrace the electrifying speed and hidden courage of the Thunder breathing swordsman. This design honors a reluctant warrior who transforms his deepest fears into a blinding flash of justice when his friends are threatened.

Description: The Hessian selects just the right pumpkin to present to his schoolteacher friend. Copyright © 2023 by J.E.Larson

Description: Evolution design for science enthusiasts and biology lovers. Perfect for students, academics, and anyone interested in the theory of Evolution, natural selection, and human progress.

Description: Japanese Maid Rock Themed Monochrome Illustration

Description: A vibrant, animated panel showcasing character portraits for selection. Prominently features two large anime figures on the left and right, with a grid of 20 smaller character portraits in the center. The text "SELECT" appears at the top, and "YOUR HEROES!" is at the bottom.

Description: through the void - a selection of ink drawings by Loui Jover

Description: Choose Your Avatar!

Description: A retro pixel art banner with bold, yellow, blocky text reading 'CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER' on a black background. Below are two rows of four character portraits, each framed in grey, showcasing various fighters with distinct hairstyles and martial artist attire.

Description: A black background displays yellow text with a red accent on the letter 'A' in 'Abs', which is stacked above 'Kebabs'. To the right are two circular icons: a red circle with a white 'X' and a green circle with a white check mark.

Description: The godfather of evolution is also a huge Gojira fan.

Description: A monochromatic checklist with white text and white checkmarks on a black background. The text lists "BEER", "BAIT", "ROD", "FISH", and "STORY", each followed by a square box containing a checkmark.

Description: A black background with three checklist items. The first two, 'SINGLE' and 'TAKEN', have empty white squares. The third item, 'SIMPING OVER LADY DIMITRESCU', is checked with a red square and a red checkmark. The text 'SIMPING OVER LADY DIMITRESCU' is in red.

Description: A black background with a vertical list. Each item has a circular marker to its left. The first three markers are green circles with white checkmarks. The text beside them reads 'Piña Colada', 'Rain', and 'Health Food'. The final marker is a red circle with a white X, and the text reads 'Champagne'.