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For those who are like trees. Not slim but kinda shady.

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The Golden Girls is an American sitcom television series created by Susan Harris that originally aired on NBC from September 14, 1985, to May 9, 1992, with a total of 180 half-hour episodes, spanning seven seasons.

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After Sophia Petrillo's stroke that very badly damaged the part of her brain that censored her thoughts, her daughter, Dorothy Zbornak placed her in Shady Pines. Sophia detested it, claiming that they were cruel there, but it is eventually revealed that the facility was a satisfactory place that Sophia just didn't care for. In September 1985, Shady Pines burned down after a heater fire, causing Sophia to move in with Dorothy, Blanche Devereaux, and Rose Nylund. After a short time, Shady Pines was reconstructed, with Sophia not returning, however she did keep in contract with her friends and entered the talent show in one episode. Dorothy used the catchphrase "Shady Pines, Ma" to keep Sophia in order.

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Shady Faith

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Dorothy Zbornak treating

Shady Pines

Not Slim Kinda Shady

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Shady Pines Retirement Home

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Sophia

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The Golden Girls

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Shady Pines is a fictional retirement home that was featured in the popular TV show, It was located in Miami, Florida and was known for its strict rules and regulations.

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Grab this Shady pines retirement home, golden girls. It would make a great gift idea vintage 80s tv series lovers, yourself, friends, family and birthday, graduation or gift giving occasion.

The show centers on the goings-on at the rural Shady Rest Hotel. Widowed Kate Bradley (Bea Benaderet) is the proprietor. Her lazy but lovable Uncle Joe Carson (Edgar Buchanan) supposedly helps her in the day-to-day running of the hotel, while she serves as a mediator in the various minor crises that befall her three beautiful daughters: redhead Betty Jo (Linda Kaye Henning); brunette Bobbie Jo (first Pat Woodell, later Lori Saunders); and blonde Billie Jo (first Jeannine Riley, then Gunilla Hutton, and finally Meredith MacRae). Uncle Joe, when he is not idling in his favorite porch chair, frequently comes up with half-baked get-rich-quick schemes and ill-conceived hotel promotions which end up with him making a fool of himself.

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Dorothy

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Get it while you're young, baby! Who doesn't love those loveable old gals from Miami? Embrace your inner Sophia, and soon you'll be saying, "Picture it, Sicily, 1922!" Stay Golden!

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he Golden Girls is based on the lives and interactions of four older women who have all been divorced/widowed, and are now roommates. Dorothy's main goal during the series is to find a companion she can relate to while her mother Sophia adds her comical outlook and frequents "Picture This" stories.

He wasn't always the good guy.