Shit Splatter Merch

Description: I'd slap you but poop splatters. Sarcastic typography design perfect for anyone with a short temper and a humorous attitude. It's also a great idea as a gift for that grumpy friend of yours who loves making fun of everyone

Description: Every dad knows the bathroom is the ultimate sanctuary! Capture the hilariously relatable reality of fatherhood with this edgy 'Doing Dad Shit' design. Featuring a classic skeleton scrolling on his phone while hiding out on the toilet, this version boasts a vintage comic-book halftone style, distressed gold text, and a vibrant blue paint splatter background. It’s the ultimate funny, relatable gift for a husband, a rad dad, or any father with a great sense of humor. Grab this for Father's Day, a birthday, or just to celebrate the daily grind of dad life!

Description: Great shirt for when you just feel like running.

Description: Tekashi 6ix9ine i Stole That Shit

Description: Tony Ferguson El Cucuy Bloody Paint Splatter