Short Merch

"Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something!" Steve Martin

T-shirt inspired by "Johnny Five". The robot protagonist of the 80s science fiction film entitled "Short Circuit".

Johnny Five ( Short Circuit) and WALL-E , like father, like son.

What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet. William Shakespeare "Romeo and Juliet"

Everything has a balance

I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth.

The 3 Brave Amigos!

The 3 Amigos! !!!There are variant versions of this piece available in my store!!!

No disassemble!

Life is short and so am I: modern and funny design for short people with a sense of humor. Black text version.

Inspired by Short Circuit.

Hey Laser Lips!

The Outsiders is a 1983 American coming-of-age drama film directed by Francis Ford Coppola ... to tell him about the victory, and Johnny is unimpressed by the victory and dies after telling Ponyboy to "stay gold," referring to the Frost poem.

We have a plethora Est. 1916 ***The original El Guapo Sweater Company design, that many others have unfortunately stolen from me

"I think it's a Male Plane."

Rikki-Tikki-Tavi is a short story in Rudyard Kipling's 1894 collection about the adventures of a valiant young Indian grey mongoose in India. Based on the classic mongoose and snake fable, the story has been anthologized and published multiple times, and been made into animated features. This design is based on the 1975 cartoon version that American audiences are most familiar with. The story focuses on an English family living in India who discovers a mongoose residing on the estate. They decide to keep him as a pet, in the hopes that he will keep them safe from the many cobras that live in the surrounding jungle. Their new pet quickly begins earning his keep, as two cobras make the family their new target.

He needs Input

My painting, White Cat Night in beautiful bold color on a variety of products.

See! It's not your fault!

You love bowling balls,bowls and nights out? Purchase this T-Rex Hates Bowling Funny Short Arms hilarious tee for bowling party or as a gift for a friend, wife, husband, son, daughter, father or mother who loves sports,T-Rex dinosaurs and prehistoric creatures.

ADHD hey look, a squirrel

Jonny 5 is alive! © Tom Ryan's Studio 2020

Number 5 is alive!

Design that includes a quote that reads "I may be short but people look up to me".

Silverchair was an Australian rock band, which formed in 1992

In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face. And, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!

Introduced in Isaac Asimov's 1942 story, "Runaround."

Short girls, god just lets things grow until the;re perfect. Funny sayings,funny gift, gift idea,

inspired by short circuit

I'm not small. It's just that I got hit by a shrink ray!

Our designs are set up for classic car enthusiasts and is in no way affiliated any car company or car manufacturer. Any brand names on tags are used for descriptive purposes only.

My painting, Short Hair Black and Tan Chihuahua Night, in beautiful full saturated color on everything from shirts to pillows!

great gift