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Life is short. Facilitate joy in yourself and others.

When the exact words are hard to find, let 'em have it with your new Eat My Shorts T Shirt, Eat My Shorts Mug, Eat My Shorts Sweatshirt, Eat My Shorts Hoodie, Eat My Shorts Tee Shirt and other great Eat My Shorts gifts and gift ideas!

Natural Habitat Shorts

For real Simpsons heads. A bunch of Simpsons references as donut sprinkles on a giant donut.

Eat My Shorts! 90s Slang Phrases

camo cargo shorts are tactical

Cartoon drawing of cartoon shorts with palm trees.

Camp Illustration from the 90s Nickelodeon classic show Salute Your Shorts.

You like color? Sure you do! Use this design because it looks like a sweet silk screen on whatever color you prefer.

Stylish black and white girl in shorts with big red heart and glasses

Our secondary logo!

Rocky's very small golden short adorning a wreath.

Old School SYS style design

make me life

This one has an oval, y'know?

Just a drawing I made of some Girl wearing cargo shorts

nooo Gerald

A Let it rip! funny memes minimal line art drawing featuring Jeremy wearing his micro shorts and not much else. Delish.

Frozen Dainties

Pencil drawing 2019

love her but leave her wild A wonderful expression of love and making love prevail

Who needs words? This is what our poster looked like before we made it all wordy and complicated.

Because you loved the intelligence and bowl hair cut of Sponge from Salute Your Shorts! If you buy this shirt, post a picture of you wearing it and tag us on Instagram @Forever90sShirts or Twitter @4Ever90sShirts and we'll repost it on our Instagram page and retweet it!

The classic FWS logo on a tee!

Our logo... IN COLOR!!!

Our favorite version of our logo looks great on darker colors!

Pop ! Nya

Too shy to recommend Fun With Shorts to everyone you meet? Let the oil lobbyist alien from Destination: Earth do it for you!

Because you loved the charming new camper, Ronnie Pinsky from Salute Your Shorts! If you buy this shirt, post a picture of you wearing it and tag us on Instagram @Forever90sShirts or Twitter @4Ever90sShirts and we'll repost it on our Instagram page and retweet it!

For that person on your team that insists these are called hockey shorts

Happy Independence Day shorts, happy birthday USA shorts, Men's 4th of July Shirt, Patriotic Happy Bday USA Onepiece or Tshirt, Fourth of July Shirt, Girl or Boy, Youth, Toddler - Independence Day, Happy Birthday America

El Barto's Rebellion

That design signifie the concept of short video

you don't wanna know

Getting a sexy yoga shirt is a great gift for women. Any yoga shirts for women or men are the perfect present. Yoga tee shirts will surprise any yoga practitioner. What is better than a sexy yoga shirt besides funny yoga shirts. A yoga shirt is what you need and makes a great gift for mothers.

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