Certification Shorts
Description: A whimsical and vintage-inspired design featuring a wizard cat proudly serving as the self-proclaimed “Internet Guru Certification Authority,” complete with a laptop, verification badge, and tongue-in-cheek internet wisdom. The distressed retro artwork humorously celebrates online expertise, overthinking, and the endless cycle of sharing opinions with confidence.
Description: A whimsical and vintage-inspired design featuring a wizard cat proudly serving as the self-proclaimed “Internet Guru Certification Authority,” complete with a laptop, verification badge, and tongue-in-cheek internet wisdom. The distressed retro artwork humorously celebrates online expertise, overthinking, and the endless cycle of sharing opinions with confidence.
Description: Celebrate your true passion with this minimalist circular emblem crowning you a senior chips and biscuits engineer. Designed for the dedicated snack lover and professional eater who takes their junk food fan status seriously. This clean line art badge makes the ultimate corporate parody.
Description: A graphic with bold white text on a black background. The words "SOYLENT GREEN" are prominently displayed on a green rectangle. Above, curved text reads "RAW, UNPROCESSED, CAGE FREE CERTIFIED". Below, "FARMER TO TABLE" and "ADULT SIZE PORTION*" are visible, along with certification seals for "NON GMO VERIFIED", "USDA ORGANIC", and "CERTIFIED HUMAN RAISED AND HANDLED".
Soylent Green Farmer To Table Adult Size Portion Raw Unprocessed Cage Free Certified Shorts
by BrotherNightSky
$27
Description: Celebrate the vital work of a CPR instructor with this clean medical design featuring bold CPR INSTRUCTOR lettering, a red heart, and electrocardiogram lines. Made for first aid trainers, emergency care coaches, healthcare educators, nursing students, and lifesaving skills instructors. The focused graphic suits CPR certification courses, first aid classes, medical education, emergency preparedness events, and professional training environments.
Description: Want to impress the ladies? Looking to get a gig as a forklift operator, but have no idea WTF you’re going? Wearing this shirt will help you do both! Ok, maybe not, but who knows, maybe you’ll get lucky? Forklift Certification Institute of Omaha was established in 1983 as a technical college to train aspiring forklift operators and certify them in the ups and downs of palletized cargo management. While their hearts were in the right place, their funky motto was slightly off-putting to potential employers and a series of unfortunate accidents by graduates didn’t help their cause much, forcing the school to close in 1991.
Description: This design celebrates professional development and career achievements. Featuring the confident message Everyone Relax I'm Professionally Developed, perfect for graduates, certified professionals, and lifelong learners. Ideal for anyone proud of their training and accomplishments.
Description: A circular emblem sticker centered on a black background. It features the word USDA in green at the top and ORGANIC in white below. Underneath, stylized green lines are set to mimic rows in a field. The emblem also features a dark brown border surrounding all elements of the mark.
Description: Officially certified for maximum Halloween nonsense with this funny “Certified Boo Sheet” design. Great for Halloween parties, office celebrations, costume events, haunted houses, and spooky-season gatherings. A humorous gift for coworkers, friends, pranksters, and anyone who deserves an official Halloween designation.
Description: Officially certified for maximum Halloween nonsense with this funny “Certified Boo Sheet” design. Great for Halloween parties, office celebrations, costume events, haunted houses, and spooky-season gatherings. A humorous gift for coworkers, friends, pranksters, and anyone who deserves an official Halloween designation.
Description: Officially certified for maximum Halloween nonsense with this funny “Certified Boo Sheet” design. Great for Halloween parties, office celebrations, costume events, haunted houses, and spooky-season gatherings. A humorous gift for coworkers, friends, pranksters, and anyone who deserves an official Halloween designation.
