Certification Hoodies
Description: A whimsical and vintage-inspired design featuring a wizard cat proudly serving as the self-proclaimed “Internet Guru Certification Authority,” complete with a laptop, verification badge, and tongue-in-cheek internet wisdom. The distressed retro artwork humorously celebrates online expertise, overthinking, and the endless cycle of sharing opinions with confidence.
Description: A whimsical and vintage-inspired design featuring a wizard cat proudly serving as the self-proclaimed “Internet Guru Certification Authority,” complete with a laptop, verification badge, and tongue-in-cheek internet wisdom. The distressed retro artwork humorously celebrates online expertise, overthinking, and the endless cycle of sharing opinions with confidence.
Description: Celebrate your true passion with this minimalist circular emblem crowning you a senior chips and biscuits engineer. Designed for the dedicated snack lover and professional eater who takes their junk food fan status seriously. This clean line art badge makes the ultimate corporate parody.
Description: A funny HVAC certification design for technicians who know that real-world skills matter. Perfect for EPA 608 certified HVAC techs, refrigeration specialists, installers, and service professionals who earned their credentials through hard work, training, and hands-on experience.
Description: A graphic with bold white text on a black background. The words "SOYLENT GREEN" are prominently displayed on a green rectangle. Above, curved text reads "RAW, UNPROCESSED, CAGE FREE CERTIFIED". Below, "FARMER TO TABLE" and "ADULT SIZE PORTION*" are visible, along with certification seals for "NON GMO VERIFIED", "USDA ORGANIC", and "CERTIFIED HUMAN RAISED AND HANDLED".
Soylent Green Farmer To Table Adult Size Portion Raw Unprocessed Cage Free Certified Hoodie
by BrotherNightSky
$32 $42
Description: Want to impress the ladies? Looking to get a gig as a forklift operator, but have no idea WTF you’re going? Wearing this shirt will help you do both! Ok, maybe not, but who knows, maybe you’ll get lucky? Forklift Certification Institute of Omaha was established in 1983 as a technical college to train aspiring forklift operators and certify them in the ups and downs of palletized cargo management. While their hearts were in the right place, their funky motto was slightly off-putting to potential employers and a series of unfortunate accidents by graduates didn’t help their cause much, forcing the school to close in 1991.
Description: A circular emblem sticker centered on a black background. It features the word USDA in green at the top and ORGANIC in white below. Underneath, stylized green lines are set to mimic rows in a field. The emblem also features a dark brown border surrounding all elements of the mark.
Description: A black background with a red circular emblem on the top left featuring a white play button. Below this, in bold white lettering, reads "CERTIFIED YOUTUBE MECHANIC." To the right of the text is a red gear with white crossed wrenches inside. A thin red line sits above five red stars.
