Checked Shorts
Description: Dive into a relaxed state with this synthwave art featuring a glowing neon disco brain and an essential internet slang quote. Perfect for an electric edm concert or zoning out during a late night drive, this visual auditory escape totally embraces the mentally checked out era. Tap the link in our bio to grab this retro futurism apparel right now and prioritize your peaceful disconnect.
Description: My body is here, but my brain is already on vacation. A funny and relatable design for anyone who has mentally checked out, needs a break, or is physically present but somewhere else entirely. Perfect for tired people, daydreamers, office workers, introverts, and anyone counting down to their next escape.
Description: A black backdrop features white text. Three checkboxes with checkmarks are on the left, followed by the phrases "I DON'T WANT TO", "I DON'T HAVE TO", and "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME". Below these, the script text "I'm Retired" is prominently displayed.
Checked Boxes I Don't Want To I Don't Have To You Can't Make Me I'm Retired Script Shorts
by The Jersey Rejects
$27
Description: A digital interface element featuring a checked box with a bright green checkmark on the left. To the right, the white text "I'm not a robot" is displayed in a simple, sans-serif font. The overall element has a dark gray, rounded rectangular background, simulating a button or confirmation prompt.
Description: A framed emblem with a dotted border containing text. The top section has white text on a black background reading 'LIVING ON THAT'. The middle section features the words 'Blue Collar' in large, white, stylized script over a blue checkered pattern. The bottom section has white text on a black background reading 'DOLLAR'.
Description: A bold graphic featuring a blue monster truck with orange and blue flames on its side. The truck rests on oversized tires, positioned on a black and white checkered surface. Text above reads "I LIKE MY ENGINES LIKE MY COFFEE". Text below states "DIESEL AND STRONG". Includes registered and trademark symbols.
Description: A black background with white text. Three checklist boxes with checkmarks are shown, followed by the phrases "I DON'T WANT TO", "I DON'T HAVE TO", and "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME". Below these, in a script font, is the phrase "I'm Retired."
I Don't Want To I Don't Have To You Can't Make Me I'm Retired Text List Shorts
by Illustrations By Majali
$27
Description: This circular emblem features a cartoon frog and toad hugging each other. The frog is green and wearing a black and white checked scarf. The toad is brown and tan with red spots and a somewhat sleepy expression. The text "FROG AND TOAD ARE GAY" is displayed in a multicolored rainbow arc around them.
Description: The design reads “Rogue” and “I checked for traps after stepping on one,” with crossed daggers, a hooded figure, moon, stars, and a loot bag. It is perfect for stealthy tabletop RPG players who love risky scouting and questionable trap detection. A funny fantasy rogue design for adventurers, thieves, dungeon crawlers, and party specialists.
