Close Distance Shorts

Description: If you're reading this, please step back

Description: You Are Way Too Close

Description: Possibly the best mask to sing to.

Description: if you can read this shirt my girlfriend says you're too close

Description: if you can read this shirt my girlfriend says you're too close

Description: if you can read this shirt my girlfriend says you're too close

Description: if you can read this shirt my girlfriend says you're too close

Description: Perfect for best friends and long distance friends who share an unbreakable bond. Features: Side By Side, Or Miles Apart Besties Connected By Heart.

Description: you are way too close, please back up

Description: A heartfelt friendship design celebrating the bond that stays strong whether besties are side by side or miles apart. Featuring a meaningful message about friendship, connection, and always being together at heart, this design is perfect for best friends who share unforgettable memories and a lasting bond. Great for BFF gifts, birthdays, friendship celebrations, and long-distance besties.

Description: Set a clear boundary with this personal space warning design featuring sarcastic humor about standing too close. Made for snarky teens, sassy adults, introverts, and anyone who likes their personal bubble respected. The bold joke concept brings attitude to everyday style and makes a memorable choice for fans of dry humor, witty sayings, and social boundary jokes.

Description: Don't Stand So Close To Me The Police

Description: Looking for the ultimate funny t-shirt to show off your sarcastic, cheeky attitude? This bold humor design says it all: "I Farted – That’s As Close To Me Giving A Shit!" Perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor, dad jokes enthusiasts, or those who simply love hilarious fart jokes. Great gift for friends, coworkers, or family who appreciate sassy, witty designs. Grab yours now and let your funny personality shine!

Description: Common Courtesy is as dead as Common Sense. It's an unfortunate truth. BBTL is here to save you all.

Description: If You Can Read This You Are Too Close To Me

Description: A design for the people who loves their private space.

Description: keep distance - if i can turn around and punch you in the face youre too close

Description: Social distancing, back up, If I turn around and can punch you in the face you are too close!

Description: Lyrics from the Police hit song - Don't stand so close to me.

Description: Social distancing, back up, If I turn around and can punch you in the face you are too close!

Description: This Social Distance stuff CAN be good. Show your support of our doctors and scientists especially in this time of non-believers and tell everyone You're Too Close

Description: don't stand too close quote

Description: You Read This Shirt, You're Too Close - Funny Simple Novelty Humor Gift

Description: Keep distancing if i can turn around and punch you in the face youre too close

Description: Social distancing sadly established 2020

Description: if you're reading this you're too close

Description: if you're reading this you're too close