You Are Too Close Shorts
WARNING MANUAL TRANSMISSION IF I ROLL INTO YOU, THEN YOU ARE TOO CLOSE Shorts
by Feline Artistry
$27
If you can read this, you're too close - introvert 4 white on black Shorts
by Marlene Wagenhofer
$27
Description: This design embodies a powerful message of resilience, self-compassion, and encouragement. Featuring the text Breathe You Are Doing Enough Keep Going Even If It's Messy Progress Is Quiet Slow Still Not Every Day Looks Like Winning Rest Is Productive Too Laugh At The Chaos Keep Trying Small Steps Still Steps, it's perfect for anyone seeking daily inspiration, mental wellness, and a positive mindset.
Description: Somewhere between the third stroke out and the point where the shore noise disappears, the kayak becomes its own kind of quiet — and the whole reason you went out in the first place. "If You Can Read This, You Are Paddling Too Close" is the paddler's space declaration, the polite notice served to anyone in the water who hasn't yet learned that the distance between two kayaks is not a suggestion.
Description: Under the teasing line “No, I don't think you'll do, girlie. You're a little too short,” a cigar smoking gentleman lounges in a crimson chair while a blonde in a midnight blue gown strikes a coy pose. Vintage comic wit glows through saturated inks and crisp brushwork. Premium quality pieces from Dashery powered by Teepublic bring the scene to soft fleece Hoodies and glossy ceramic Mugs, keeping its pink flower, gold trim and flirtatious mood vivid.
