Cougar Funny Shorts

Description: Cougar - Lieutenant Bill Cortell (callsign: Cougar) is a Naval Aviator who is shown in the opening scene of Top Gun.

Description: Funny offensive outfit for men with the saying "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar" is a hilarious novelty graphic design. This joke with an inappropriate touch of adult humor and a clever pun is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions. It's a funny meme gift idea for a family member or best friend who appreciates a bold and shocking sense of humor. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: Perfect for men, women, mom, mama, mother, grandma, aunt, sister, friends, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor about puberty, perimenopause, menopause, or midlife changes.

Description: Retro Cougar Puberty WDNC Club Western Cowgirl Menopause Perimenopause Midlife Shirt. Ideal for women, mom, grandma, sister, daughter, those experiencing or have gone through perimenopause, menopause or simply love expressing their wild, independent spirit

Description: It is not perimenopause, it is cougar puberty. This bold and hilarious design is perfect for fans of edgy humor, witty quotes, and playful jokes. A fun choice for anyone who enjoys sarcastic sayings, clever wordplay, and statement apparel that sparks conversation and laughter.

Description: A cartoon-style rendering shows a cougar mid-leap against a black background. The cougar's body is orange with brown spots, and it has a human face with wide eyes and an open mouth. The text "COOL CAT" is displayed in red letters with yellow outlines above the cougar, and "COUGAR" is written in the same style below.

Description: Perfect for women, moms, grandmas, sisters, aunts, midlife adults, friends, humor enthusiasts, and anyone embracing puberty, perimenopause, and menopause with bold, colorful style.

Description: A cartoon cougar with a human face wearing a camouflage hat is depicted. Above the cougar, the text "COOL CAT" is displayed in large red letters with yellow outlines. Below the cougar, the text "COUGAR" is shown in similar large red letters with yellow outlines.

Description: A cartoon cougar is depicted mid-leap, with a camouflage bucket hat and a surprised human face superimposed on its head. "COOL CAT" is arched above, and "COUGAR" is below, both in red bubbly lettering with yellow outlines against a black background.

Description: Cougar graphic with sunglasses and bold retro text saying life is better with a cougar, styled in warm orange tones for a striking edgy look.

Description: Cougar graphic with sunglasses and raised paw, paired with the phrase Life Is Better With a Cougar for a playful retro animal look.

Description: Cougar graphic with sunglasses and bold retro lettering for animal lovers who enjoy witty outdoor style, vintage vibes, and confident wildlife art.

Description: cougar tiger cute cat ecopop pattern with mexican patterns by lebeau

Description: In My Cougar Puberty Era Menopause Midlife Women Shirt is a personal pick for middle-aged women, cat moms, pet lovers, and anyone navigating perimenopause and menopause with a sense of humor.

Description: A stylized depiction of a brown cougar in motion, with a superimposed human face wearing a camouflage bucket hat. The text "COOL CAT" appears above the animal and "COUGAR" appears below. The overall composition is set against a plain black background.

Description: Cougar Bait - Funny Vintage Sports Mascot Parody

Description: This striking illustration features a cool cougar wearing aviator sunglasses surrounded by tropical leaves. The bold text underneath adds a fun touch to this stylish animal artwork.

Description: This is a text-based composition on a black background. The text reads "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" in yellow and orange, followed by "But" in cursive. Below that, it states "BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR" in yellow and orange, with distressed textures on the letters.

Description: A distressed graphic with bold, stacked text on a black background. The text reads "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" in the top two lines, followed by "But" in script, and then "I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR". The letters have a textured, vintage appearance.

Description: A humorous statement presented in three lines of distressed text on a black background. The top line reads 'NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION' in white. The middle line contains 'But' in a script font in cream. The bottom two lines read 'I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR' in a distressed orange font.

Description: Cougar Puberty Shirt featuring a cheeky two word slogan in chunky white retro lettering. A playful midlife humor design for confident women who enjoy bold statements, age jokes, and a little irreverent attitude.

Description: A bold, text-based graphic with three distinct lines of text. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in yellow block letters. The middle line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in white block letters, followed by a stylized yellow "-But-" with a horizontal yellow line. The bottom two lines read "I'VE CHOKED A" in white block letters and "COUGAR" in distressed yellow block letters.

Description: A retro-style text-based composition with bold, distressed lettering on a black background. The text reads 'NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION' in white and orange, 'But' in stylized white script, and 'I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR' in gold and orange. Horizontal lines separate sections of text.

Description: A black background features white text. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A". Below that is "MOUNTAIN LION". A line separates this from "But". Below that is "I'VE CHOKED A". The largest text reads "Cougar" in a script font. A paw print is positioned below the word "Cougar".

Description: A two-toned typography art features the phrases "Never Killed A Mountain Lion", "But I've", and "Choked A Cougar" stacked vertically. The words alternate between a pale yellow in the top and center and a golden orange at the center and bottom, against a black background. Horizontal lines are added to further emphasize the message.

Description: A black background features bold text in three lines. The first line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in white. The second line, "MOUNTAIN LION", is in orange and angled. Below that, in a script font, is "But" in white. The final two lines, "I'VE CHOKED A" and "COUGAR", are in white and orange respectively, also angled.

Description: A bold, distressed typography composition. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in white capital letters. The second line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in distressed yellow capital letters. Centered below is "But" in white script font. The third line says "I'VE CHOKED A" in white capital letters, followed by "COUGAR" in distressed yellow capital letters.

Description: Funny Halloween or birthday gift for animal lovers & pranksters.

Description: This spooky and humorous design features a skeletal cougar unboxing a new toaster oven, surrounded by ghosts and monsters. Perfect for Halloween lovers who enjoy funny, eerie, and retro-style monster art.

Description: Cougar Puberty WDNC Club Menopause Perimenopause Western Cowgirl Shirt is perfect for women, fun-loving moms, grandmas, aunts, sisters, cowgirls, rodeo-fans, country ladies

Description: This humorous design features a vintage sunset landscape and a cheeky play on words. It makes a great gift for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor who loves outdoorsy jokes.

Description: Humorous design for those who appreciate witty and playful wildlife-themed statements.

Description: Animal Art

Description: Great for mom, grandma, aunt, sister, niece, wife. A personal pick for middle-aged women, and anyone navigating perimenopause and menopause with a sense of humor.

Description: i am the cougar

Description: A fierce puma delivers an absurd pants-related punchline in bold vintage comic style. Made for anyone who loves silly poop humor and unexpected animal jokes.