Cougar Funny Tapestries
Description: Funny offensive outfit for men with the saying "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar" is a hilarious novelty graphic design. This joke with an inappropriate touch of adult humor and a clever pun is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions. It's a funny meme gift idea for a family member or best friend who appreciates a bold and shocking sense of humor. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: It is not perimenopause, it is cougar puberty. This bold and hilarious design is perfect for fans of edgy humor, witty quotes, and playful jokes. A fun choice for anyone who enjoys sarcastic sayings, clever wordplay, and statement apparel that sparks conversation and laughter.
It Is Not Perimenopause It Is Cougar Puberty Funny Quote Humor Statement Tapestry
by Mai Paint Art
$30
Description: A cartoon-style rendering shows a cougar mid-leap against a black background. The cougar's body is orange with brown spots, and it has a human face with wide eyes and an open mouth. The text "COOL CAT" is displayed in red letters with yellow outlines above the cougar, and "COUGAR" is written in the same style below.
Description: A humorous statement presented in three lines of distressed text on a black background. The top line reads 'NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION' in white. The middle line contains 'But' in a script font in cream. The bottom two lines read 'I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR' in a distressed orange font.
Description: A monochrome design with bold white text against a black background. The text reads "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" in all caps, followed by "But" in a script font, and then "I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR" in large, stylized lettering. A paw print with a drop is positioned below the last line.
Description: A bold, text-based graphic with three distinct lines of text. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in yellow block letters. The middle line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in white block letters, followed by a stylized yellow "-But-" with a horizontal yellow line. The bottom two lines read "I'VE CHOKED A" in white block letters and "COUGAR" in distressed yellow block letters.
Description: A retro-style text-based composition with bold, distressed lettering on a black background. The text reads 'NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION' in white and orange, 'But' in stylized white script, and 'I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR' in gold and orange. Horizontal lines separate sections of text.
Description: A black background features bold text in three lines. The first line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in white. The second line, "MOUNTAIN LION", is in orange and angled. Below that, in a script font, is "But" in white. The final two lines, "I'VE CHOKED A" and "COUGAR", are in white and orange respectively, also angled.
Description: A bold, distressed typography composition. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in white capital letters. The second line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in distressed yellow capital letters. Centered below is "But" in white script font. The third line says "I'VE CHOKED A" in white capital letters, followed by "COUGAR" in distressed yellow capital letters.
Description: This humorous design features a vintage sunset landscape and a cheeky play on words. It makes a great gift for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor who loves outdoorsy jokes.
Never Killed A Mountain Lion Funny Retro Pun Tapestry
by Dog&Cat
$23 $30
