Diarrhea Shorts
Description: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania developed as a vital link between the Atlantic coast and Midwest, as the mineral-rich Allegheny Mountains were contested by the French and British empires. Pittsburgh was also home to the first military hospital in U.S. history, the world's first Mercy Hospital, and The Diarrhea Institute of Pittsburgh. During the Civil War, chronic diarrhea was a leading cause of death as the combination of poor sanitation, poor diet, stress, and lack of medical care contributed to diarrhea among soldiers, and the estimated 100,000 who died from it. Many who survived the conflict had dysentery and required serious treatment, leading to the launch of The Diarrhea Institute of Pittsburgh and their life-saving post-war work.
Description: The Diarrhea Survivor shirt is a funny offensive shirt for anyone who’s lived through pure chaos and made it out the other side. This dark humor tee blends gross-out comedy with deadpan attitude, making it the perfect meme shirt for people who laugh at life’s worst moments. A true edgy slogan tee for those who aren’t afraid to get a little dirty.
Description: A circular, retro-themed composition featuring a serious-looking man wearing a brown robe, seated at a wooden table with a bowl of soup and a green mug. Behind him, a sunset with orange, yellow, and red stripes is depicted with silhouetted pine trees. The text "DO YOU NOT REALLZE I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA • I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA SINCE EASTER?" encircles the central elements.
Man Eating Soup Retro Sunset "DO YOU NOT REALLZE I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA • I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA SINCE EASTER?" Shorts
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$27
Description: A retro-style circular emblem featuring a man in a brown robe sitting at a wooden table with a bowl of stew and a green cup. Behind him is a sunset with orange, yellow, and red stripes and silhouettes of pine trees. The text 'DO YOU NOT REALLZE I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA SINCE EASTER?' encircles the entire emblem.
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a man in a monk's robe sitting at a table with a bowl of soup and a green cup. The background has a sunset with horizontal stripes and a silhouette of pine trees. The text reads "DO YOU NOT REALLZE" at the top and "I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA SINCE EASTER?" at the bottom.
Description: A stylized retro sunset scene features a stern-faced monk in a brown robe sitting at a wooden table. He is looking towards the viewer with a bowl of cereal and a green mug. The text "DO YOU NOT REALIZE" arcs above in yellow, and "I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA SINCE EASTER?" is below in yellow.
Monk With Cereal Retro Sunset "DO YOU NOT REALIZE I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA SINCE EASTER?" Shorts
by STUDIO DESIGN JAMSON
$27
Description: Ask me about my explosive diarrhea. A ridiculous quote that turns a simple invitation into an outrageous punchline. This goofy line leans into gross humor and over-the-top bathroom jokes that are shocking in the funniest way. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys silly humor and ridiculous jokes, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
