Diarrhea Merch
Description: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania developed as a vital link between the Atlantic coast and Midwest, as the mineral-rich Allegheny Mountains were contested by the French and British empires. Pittsburgh was also home to the first military hospital in U.S. history, the world's first Mercy Hospital, and The Diarrhea Institute of Pittsburgh. During the Civil War, chronic diarrhea was a leading cause of death as the combination of poor sanitation, poor diet, stress, and lack of medical care contributed to diarrhea among soldiers, and the estimated 100,000 who died from it. Many who survived the conflict had dysentery and required serious treatment, leading to the launch of The Diarrhea Institute of Pittsburgh and their life-saving post-war work.
Description: The Diarrhea Survivor shirt is a funny offensive shirt for anyone who’s lived through pure chaos and made it out the other side. This dark humor tee blends gross-out comedy with deadpan attitude, making it the perfect meme shirt for people who laugh at life’s worst moments. A true edgy slogan tee for those who aren’t afraid to get a little dirty.
Description: Diarrhea Derek is a hilariously over-the-top parody trading-card design featuring one unforgettable bathroom emergency in a colorful, retro gross-out cartoon style. Packed with exaggerated expressions, vintage sticker-card vibes, and chaotic comic-book detail, it's the perfect design for fans of irreverent humor, parody art, and classic monster-kid nostalgia.
I low key wouldn't know if I had the diarrhea parasite or not (black lettering) Pillow
by Bottlerocket Threads
$28
Description: A circular, retro-themed composition featuring a serious-looking man wearing a brown robe, seated at a wooden table with a bowl of soup and a green mug. Behind him, a sunset with orange, yellow, and red stripes is depicted with silhouetted pine trees. The text "DO YOU NOT REALLZE I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA • I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA SINCE EASTER?" encircles the central elements.
Man Eating Soup Retro Sunset "DO YOU NOT REALLZE I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA • I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA SINCE EASTER?" Sticker
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$3.50
I low key wouldn't know if I had the diarrhea parasite or not (white letters) Phone Case
by Bottlerocket Threads
$23
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a man in a monk's robe sitting at a table with a bowl of soup and a green cup. The background has a sunset with horizontal stripes and a silhouette of pine trees. The text reads "DO YOU NOT REALLZE" at the top and "I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA SINCE EASTER?" at the bottom.
Description: A retro-style circular emblem featuring a man in a brown robe sitting at a wooden table with a bowl of stew and a green cup. Behind him is a sunset with orange, yellow, and red stripes and silhouettes of pine trees. The text 'DO YOU NOT REALLZE I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA SINCE EASTER?' encircles the entire emblem.
