Funny Business Shorts
Description: A serious cat in a fedora and pinstripe suit sits at a desk with an open ledger, a glass of whiskey, a pocket watch and stacks of coins, in front of a city skyline in an art deco frame. Whiskered wealth and wiles, since 1928. A vintage, noir-style design for cat lovers who think their cat runs the household finances.
Description: Bring back some classic retro slang with this "Are You Giving Me The Business" vintage shirt! Featuring an illustration of a skeptical young man with a cool 50s and 60s classic vibe, set against a distressed retro striped sunset background. This graphic tee is perfect for fans of vintage Americana, old-school slang, and sarcastic humor. A fantastic gag gift idea for friends, dads, or anyone who appreciates a cool throwback design and loves to playfully call out people in style.
Are You Giving Me The Business Funny Retro Vintage Slang Sunset Shirt Shorts
by Emotional Error Collective
$27
Description: Are the closing metrics getting you down? Missing your quota or dealing with endless "just looking" customers? Channel your inner grumpy crustacean with this hilarious sales humor design. Featuring a cute but highly relatable grumpy crab, this design is the perfect workplace mood for anyone surviving the daily grind of targets, cold calls, and commission goals. An excellent gift for sales representatives, retail employees, real estate agents, account managers, and anyone in business who understands the pain of a dry spell. Wear it to the office, the retail floor, or your next Zoom call to let everyone know exactly where you stand!
Description: A cheeky, sunglasses-wearing white cat holds a tiny knife and deadpans: “Know thy Lane and stayeth tf in it”. Cat design is inspired from Gojo. Perfect for buyers who love dark micro-humour and cat memes — this design reads like a sly one-liner and works great in kitchens, dorms, and cheeky gift collections.
Description: A monochrome text-based composition with multiple lines of text. The top reads "2 PLACES", followed by "YOU CAN STAY", then "FOR FREE". Below this, in a script font, is "In Your Lane", and then "And OUT OF MY". The bottom line reads ">Business<". The text is white on a black background with decorative white swirly elements on the sides.
Description: Packing orders. Drinking coffee. Building something of your own. ☕📦 This retro design is for the home business mom who somehow keeps everything moving — packing orders, printing labels, answering messages, taking care of the family, and still finding the energy to keep building her dream. Some days run on planning. Some days run on determination. And some days are simply powered by coffee. A fun motivational design for mompreneurs, small business moms, work-from-home moms, handmade business owners, online sellers, Etsy-style shop owners, and every mother growing a business one order at a time.
Description: Messy desk. Serious business. Proud mom! Behind every successful small business mom is a desk covered in shipping labels, packaging supplies, unfinished projects, and probably a cold cup of coffee! This cute retro-inspired design features a hardworking watermelon mom and her little helper surrounded by the creative chaos of running a home-based business. Because a messy workspace doesn't mean you're not professional. It means you're busy building something amazing while raising your little ones! Perfect for mompreneurs, Etsy sellers, handmade business owners, online shop owners, and work-from-home moms who juggle customer orders, creative projects, and motherhood. A fun and thoughtful gift for small business moms who are proud of their
Description: Vintage-style funny raccoon artwork featuring mischievous raccoons at a baseball stadium stealing fuel with the quote “Mind Ya Business Diesel Ain’t Cheap.” Perfect for blue collar workers, diesel truck lovers, mechanics, farmers, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic country humor.
Description: A sneaky vintage-cartoon goblin climbs a cracked rock with a sack marked "LOOT" and a to-do list that reads "Steal More" beneath the arched headline "Goblin' My Business!" Mischievous, retro and built for anyone who plays the rogue at the table and means it. A fun pick for tabletop gamers, fantasy fans, game masters, and anyone with a love of loot.
Description: Celebrate racing culture with this hilarious Dale Earnhardt-inspired design featuring the viral meme "Call me the way my thoughts are racing and I'm about to crash out". This bold typographic tee is perfect for motorsport fans and anyone with a fast-paced mind who loves witty racing humor!
Description: Another throwback from my days studying psychology. This shirt is based on a study conducted in the 70’s and by Zimbardo and his colleagues. They staged arrests of participants who had volunteered to be in a study on fake charges and put them in jail. Other volunteers became jailers and had to keep the prisoners in order. It got a bit out of hand as the participants took on the roles given to them a bit to seriously.