Funny Business Tapestries
Description: Bring back some classic retro slang with this "Are You Giving Me The Business" vintage shirt! Featuring an illustration of a skeptical young man with a cool 50s and 60s classic vibe, set against a distressed retro striped sunset background. This graphic tee is perfect for fans of vintage Americana, old-school slang, and sarcastic humor. A fantastic gag gift idea for friends, dads, or anyone who appreciates a cool throwback design and loves to playfully call out people in style.
Are You Giving Me The Business Funny Retro Vintage Slang Sunset Shirt Tapestry
by Emotional Error Collective
$30
Description: Are the closing metrics getting you down? Missing your quota or dealing with endless "just looking" customers? Channel your inner grumpy crustacean with this hilarious sales humor design. Featuring a cute but highly relatable grumpy crab, this design is the perfect workplace mood for anyone surviving the daily grind of targets, cold calls, and commission goals. An excellent gift for sales representatives, retail employees, real estate agents, account managers, and anyone in business who understands the pain of a dry spell. Wear it to the office, the retail floor, or your next Zoom call to let everyone know exactly where you stand!
Description: A cheeky, sunglasses-wearing white cat holds a tiny knife and deadpans: “Know thy Lane and stayeth tf in it”. Cat design is inspired from Gojo. Perfect for buyers who love dark micro-humour and cat memes — this design reads like a sly one-liner and works great in kitchens, dorms, and cheeky gift collections.
Description: Vintage-style funny raccoon artwork featuring mischievous raccoons at a baseball stadium stealing fuel with the quote “Mind Ya Business Diesel Ain’t Cheap.” Perfect for blue collar workers, diesel truck lovers, mechanics, farmers, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic country humor.
Description: A slick and stylish digital illustration of a medieval Crusader knight in modern formal wear. The character dons a full white bucket helmet with a red cross visor and glowing red eyes, paired with a sharp grey vest, crisp white dress shirt, blue necktie, and teal gauntlets. Rendered against a dynamic red and dark brown geometric backdrop with a faint shadow silhouette, this design brings a unique, modern-meets-medieval aesthetic to apparel and accessories.
Description: Celebrate racing culture with this hilarious Dale Earnhardt-inspired design featuring the viral meme "Call me the way my thoughts are racing and I'm about to crash out". This bold typographic tee is perfect for motorsport fans and anyone with a fast-paced mind who loves witty racing humor!
Description: Another throwback from my days studying psychology. This shirt is based on a study conducted in the 70’s and by Zimbardo and his colleagues. They staged arrests of participants who had volunteered to be in a study on fake charges and put them in jail. Other volunteers became jailers and had to keep the prisoners in order. It got a bit out of hand as the participants took on the roles given to them a bit to seriously.
Description: Get ready for summer fun with our Monkey Funny Animals Baseball Ice Cream Drip Cool. This playful design features a colorful mix of favorite things like monkeys, baseballs, and ice cream, making it the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Stay cool and stylish all season long with this unique and fun t-shirt!
Description: Proudly promote your entrepreneurial journey and spark conversations wherever you go! This groovy 70s-style graphic features colorful wavy lines and retro flowers framing the bold quote "Ask Me About My Small Business." Perfect for entrepreneurs, shop owners, crafters, makers, and side hustlers. Great for pop-up markets, vendor events, business expos, or daily casual wear.
