Gassy Shorts

Description: Stealing Hearts and Blasting Farts

Description: Oh lawd she cropdusting!

Description: Incredible Gassy

Description: When you're too excited for coronation day you tend to have conflicting feelings.

Description: This Thanksgiving I am thankful, grateful and gassy. Two out of three are quiet. A funny Thanksgiving fart shirt for the whole table. Fart humor done right by FartMerch.

Description: Gassy Humor Character Illustration

Description: I'M FEELING GASSY Mr. Incredible Parody

Description: Feeling Grateful and Gassy. Funny thanksgiving design, a perfect gift for anyone who loves thanksgiving humor.

Description: Rated PG: pretty gassy. Now showing, FartMerch Pictures. Contains mild odor, strong language upon release, parental guidance and ventilation. A funny movie-poster fart gift for parents, film fans, and teenagers who think they invented this joke. Big green PRETTY GASSY stack with a distressed finish, made for dark shirts. Printed for dark shirts. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.

Description: Dear Santa, I can explain. Nice: no. Naughty: no. Gassy: yes. It was a silent night. Until it wasn't. A funny naughty list fart shirt and Christmas gag gift by FartMerch.com.

Description: Fun pj pajama top for adult men, women, kids, toddler boys, youth teen girls to wear for the Christmas Eve picture. Set of holiday families sibling, brother, sister, parents or couples. Santas helper elves. Gag gift for him or her on Thanksgiving.

Description: This design is definitely not about Syd. *cough* Looks great in most colors, but especially dark.

Description: This humorous graphic celebrates a paternal figure with a funny wordplay on gas and family roles. Ideal for celebrating dads or grandfathers with a lighthearted, cheeky present.

Description: oink oink!

Description: Show off your hilarious sense of humor with this funny graphic featuring a sarcastic rating about gas and flatulence. Perfect for anyone who loves cheeky jokes and bringing laughs to friends and family.

Description: God Knew I'd Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements

Description: don't make me laugh i fart easily

Description: Farts Are Just Food Ghosts

Description: The perfect holiday outfit for your conservative friends and family, this funny and unique Gassy Elf Christmas design features the Gassy Biden Elf from the recent Fartgage controversy in the UK. The Gassy Biden Elf T-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves to laugh at liberal politicians while they're flatulent.

Description: Last seen in the 4th floor elevator. Wanted for farting in public. Known associates: beans, chili, sprouts. Method of operation: silent, then deadly. Reward: one open window. Considered armed and gassy. A funny wanted-poster fart gift for the office suspect, the road-trip offender, and the friend who never admits it. Distressed FartMerch green and white on dark. An original FartMerch design that makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, and white elephant swaps.

Description: Classy But Gassy art deco cat shirt features elegant 1920s design with sophisticated bathroom humor. Perfect for cat owners who know their feline can be both refined and gassy. This luxurious art deco cat tee makes an excellent gift for pet parents who appreciate elegant aesthetics and classy gas jokes. Combine sophistication with humor in this glamorous design.

Description: sometimes i just be fartin'

Description: i don't fart i just whisper in my pants sometimes it's a scream

Description: sometimes i just be fartin'

Description: Funny Gassy Bloated Character Humor

Description: i'm probably gonna fart soon

Description: sometimes i just be fartin'

Description: Please wait

Description: gluten got me darn tootin'

Description: This design features "WARNING: This human may emit toxic gas in public spaces" with a stick figure and cloud of gas coming from the rear area. Print colors are black and orange in a square sign shape. Do you have someone you know who is notorious for stinking up a room? Then this would be the perfect item or gag gift for them! Makes a great gift for grandpas, dads, uncles, friends, coworkers, brothers, sisters and kids!

Description: A wide-eyed frog delivers a deadpan confession with vintage cartoon charm. For anyone who enjoys silly frog humor and an unapologetically gassy punchline.

Description: i'm probably gonna fart soon

Description: A humorous digital graphic features a cartoon frog. Above the frog in curved text reads "SOMETIMES". Below the frog is the text "I JUST BE FARTIN'". The frog has an annoyed facial expression and behind the frog is a cloud of smoke.

Description: Hope you like it!

Description: This design features "CAUTION: This human may emit toxic gas in public spaces" with a stick figure and cloud of gas coming from the rear area. Print colors are black, white and yellow in a square sign shape. Do you have someone you know who is notorious for stinking up a room? Then this would be the perfect item or gag gift for them! Makes a great gift for grandpas, dads, uncles, friends, coworkers, brothers, sisters and kids!

Description: Master the art of the stealthy walk-by with this vintage aviation illustration featuring a classic orange biplane spraying mist across a golden mountain sunset. Ideal for a backyard family barbecue, a weekend trip to the hardware store, or a Father's Day cookout, this stealthily mischievous aesthetic delivers a legendary double meaning without saying a single crude word. Add this unapologetically gassy dad prankster apparel to your cart right now and leave your unmistakable mark wherever you roam.