Gassy Socks
Description: Rated PG: pretty gassy. Now showing, FartMerch Pictures. Contains mild odor, strong language upon release, parental guidance and ventilation. A funny movie-poster fart gift for parents, film fans, and teenagers who think they invented this joke. Big green PRETTY GASSY stack with a distressed finish, made for dark shirts. Printed for dark shirts. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.
Description: Dear Santa, I can explain. Nice: no. Naughty: no. Gassy: yes. It was a silent night. Until it wasn't. A funny naughty list fart shirt and Christmas gag gift by FartMerch.com.
Dear Santa I Can Explain - Gassy - Funny Christmas Fart Socks
by FartMerch.com
$14 $20
Description: Don't scare me, I fart easy. A bold distressed quote in white with FM green FART, framed by retro rules and stars. A funny fart gift for jumpy friends, horror movie fans, haunted house survivors and anyone whose nerves go straight to their stomach. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear
God Knew I'd Be Too Powerful- If I Had Regular Bowel Movements Socks
by TEEJIVE SHOOP⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
$14 $20
Description: The perfect holiday outfit for your conservative friends and family, this funny and unique Gassy Elf Christmas design features the Gassy Biden Elf from the recent Fartgage controversy in the UK. The Gassy Biden Elf T-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves to laugh at liberal politicians while they're flatulent.
The Gassy Biden Elf Funny | Sarcastic Political Anti Biden Design Socks
by HROC Gear & Apparel
$14 $20
Description: Last seen in the 4th floor elevator. Wanted for farting in public. Known associates: beans, chili, sprouts. Method of operation: silent, then deadly. Reward: one open window. Considered armed and gassy. A funny wanted-poster fart gift for the office suspect, the road-trip offender, and the friend who never admits it. Distressed FartMerch green and white on dark. An original FartMerch design that makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, and white elephant swaps.
Description: Classy But Gassy art deco cat shirt features elegant 1920s design with sophisticated bathroom humor. Perfect for cat owners who know their feline can be both refined and gassy. This luxurious art deco cat tee makes an excellent gift for pet parents who appreciate elegant aesthetics and classy gas jokes. Combine sophistication with humor in this glamorous design.
i don't fart i just whisper in my pants sometimes it's a scream Socks
by PixelPunchart
$14 $20
Description: This funny cartoon design features a farting French Bulldog in a playful and gassy moment that dog lovers will find hilarious. Perfect for fans of Frenchies and flatulence humor, this artwork makes a great gift for bulldog owners, pet lovers, or anyone who enjoys light-hearted and cheeky canine designs!
Description: This design features "WARNING: This human may emit toxic gas in public spaces" with a stick figure and cloud of gas coming from the rear area. Print colors are black and orange in a square sign shape. Do you have someone you know who is notorious for stinking up a room? Then this would be the perfect item or gag gift for them! Makes a great gift for grandpas, dads, uncles, friends, coworkers, brothers, sisters and kids!
Description: This design features "CAUTION: This human may emit toxic gas in public spaces" with a stick figure and cloud of gas coming from the rear area. Print colors are black, white and yellow in a square sign shape. Do you have someone you know who is notorious for stinking up a room? Then this would be the perfect item or gag gift for them! Makes a great gift for grandpas, dads, uncles, friends, coworkers, brothers, sisters and kids!
Funny Fart Caution This Human May Emit Toxic Gas Gag Gift Socks
by ExplOregon
$14 $20
Description: Master the art of the stealthy walk-by with this vintage aviation illustration featuring a classic orange biplane spraying mist across a golden mountain sunset. Ideal for a backyard family barbecue, a weekend trip to the hardware store, or a Father's Day cookout, this stealthily mischievous aesthetic delivers a legendary double meaning without saying a single crude word. Add this unapologetically gassy dad prankster apparel to your cart right now and leave your unmistakable mark wherever you roam.
Description: This design features "WARNING: This human may emit toxic gas in public spaces" with a stick figure and cloud of gas coming from the rear area. Print colors are black, white and yellow in a square sign shape. Do you have someone you know who is notorious for stinking up a room? Then this would be the perfect design or gag gift for them! Makes a great gift for grandpas, dads, uncles, friends, coworkers, brothers, sisters and kids!
