Get High Shorts
Description: Pacific Southwest Airlines (PSA) was a United States airline headquartered in San Diego, California that operated from 1949 to 1988. It was the first large discount airline in the United States. PSA called itself “The World’s Friendliest Airline” and painted a smile on the nose of its airplanes, known as the PSA Grinningbirds. The Los Angeles Times called PSA “practically the unofficial flag carrier airline of California for almost 40 years” as the airline initially operated as an intrastate airline wholly within the state of California. This strategy which avoided the steep costs from federal regulation would later serve as the model for Southwest Airlines, doing in Texas what PSA had done in California.
Description: Throughout the '80s, there was a 3-wheeler craze, and they were a common sight most anywhere dirt bikes were ridden. Despite their popularity with adults and kids alike, they all suffered from a few nasty traits. Most commonly, riders who are used to a bicycle or motorcycle would most likely lean the wrong way in a turn, put their leg out for balance, and then run over their leg. The second-biggest issue was their ability to tip in canted situations, as again, their center of gravity and overall dynamic didn’t quite behave as one might expect them to. Nonetheless, they were a blast to ride, and if you didn’t break a bone or die, you probably have fond memories of tearing it up on one like the ATC200X pictured here.
Description: If I ever get rabies, you're high on my bitin' list. A sarcastic quote that turns a ridiculous scenario into a playful and funny threat. This witty line leans into exaggerated humor and cheeky attitude that makes the punchline stand out. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys sarcastic quotes and playful humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: If I ever get rabies, you're high on my bitin' list. A sarcastic quote that turns a ridiculous scenario into a playful and funny threat. This witty line leans into exaggerated humor and cheeky attitude that makes the punchline stand out. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys sarcastic quotes and playful humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Funny Sarcastic If I Ever Get Rabies Youre High On My Biting List (White) Shorts
by Lorethan T-Shirts
$27
Description: If I Ever Get Rabies — You're High On My Bitin' List. A bold vintage woodcut raccoon illustration with western serif typography delivering one of the most creative prioritization systems ever committed to fabric. For everyone who has a mental list, knows exactly who is on it, and appreciates the raccoon's role in communicating that information efficiently.
Description: A cartoon raccoon is depicted in a dabbing pose. Above the raccoon, white text reads "IF I EVER GET RABIES...". Below the raccoon, white text reads "YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST.". The background is black. The raccoon itself is in grayscale with dark accents around its eyes and a striped tail.
Track and Field High Jump Making My Parents Proud Every Time I Get High Shorts
by Absolute Cinema
$27
Description: A retro-style circular emblem featuring a close-up of a raccoon's head with an open mouth and sharp teeth. The raccoon is framed by barbed wire, with horizontal bands of red, orange, yellow, and teal in the background. The text 'IF I EVER GET RABIES' is above the raccoon, and 'YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST' is below.
Description: Get Him Out — Civic Frustration Glitch Art A dramatic glitch‑style portrait beneath the words Get Him Out, rendered in bold black‑and‑white distortion lines for a striking digital effect. The fragmented face and high‑contrast layout create an intense, expressive reaction image with strong visual impact and modern graphic energy.
