Get High T-Shirts
Description: Pacific Southwest Airlines (PSA) was a United States airline headquartered in San Diego, California that operated from 1949 to 1988. It was the first large discount airline in the United States. PSA called itself “The World’s Friendliest Airline” and painted a smile on the nose of its airplanes, known as the PSA Grinningbirds. The Los Angeles Times called PSA “practically the unofficial flag carrier airline of California for almost 40 years” as the airline initially operated as an intrastate airline wholly within the state of California. This strategy which avoided the steep costs from federal regulation would later serve as the model for Southwest Airlines, doing in Texas what PSA had done in California.
Description: Throughout the '80s, there was a 3-wheeler craze, and they were a common sight most anywhere dirt bikes were ridden. Despite their popularity with adults and kids alike, they all suffered from a few nasty traits. Most commonly, riders who are used to a bicycle or motorcycle would most likely lean the wrong way in a turn, put their leg out for balance, and then run over their leg. The second-biggest issue was their ability to tip in canted situations, as again, their center of gravity and overall dynamic didn’t quite behave as one might expect them to. Nonetheless, they were a blast to ride, and if you didn’t break a bone or die, you probably have fond memories of tearing it up on one like the ATC200X pictured here.
Description: If I ever get rabies, you're high on my bitin' list. A sarcastic quote that turns a ridiculous scenario into a playful and funny threat. This witty line leans into exaggerated humor and cheeky attitude that makes the punchline stand out. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys sarcastic quotes and playful humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: If I ever get rabies, you're high on my bitin' list. A sarcastic quote that turns a ridiculous scenario into a playful and funny threat. This witty line leans into exaggerated humor and cheeky attitude that makes the punchline stand out. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys sarcastic quotes and playful humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Funny Sarcastic If I Ever Get Rabies Youre High On My Biting List (White) T-Shirt
by Lorethan T-Shirts
$24
Description: A hilarious and unhinged feral raccoon design featuring a detailed aggressive trash panda with the quote "If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List". Perfect sarcastic gift for friends, family, and anyone who loves dark humor and chaotic internet memes.
Description: If I Ever Get Rabies — You're High On My Bitin' List. A bold vintage woodcut raccoon illustration with western serif typography delivering one of the most creative prioritization systems ever committed to fabric. For everyone who has a mental list, knows exactly who is on it, and appreciates the raccoon's role in communicating that information efficiently.
Description: A cartoon raccoon is depicted in a dabbing pose. Above the raccoon, white text reads "IF I EVER GET RABIES...". Below the raccoon, white text reads "YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST.". The background is black. The raccoon itself is in grayscale with dark accents around its eyes and a striped tail.
Description: A funny raccoon design featuring the sarcastic quote "If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List." Perfect for raccoon lovers, wildlife fans, dark humor enthusiasts, campers, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic animal jokes with a vintage black and white style.
Description: Sassy raccoon design. Features a masked bandit with a vengeance. Perfect for those with a darkly humorous side.
If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Raccoon T-Shirt
by santerelmarkel photography
$24
Description: If I Ever Get Rabies, Raccoon Art. Cute critter with a vengeful message. Humorous design for animal lovers. Dark humor graphic.
If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Raccoon T-Shirt
by santerelmarkel photography
$24
Description: Cute raccoon design for dark humor lovers. Features a masked bandit and a sassy message about a biting list.
If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Raccoon T-Shirt
by santerelmarkel photography
$24
Description: Track and Field High Jump Making My Parents Proud Every Time I Get High
Track and Field High Jump Making My Parents Proud Every Time I Get High T-Shirt
by Absolute Cinema
$24
Description: A monochrome depiction of mountain peaks with snowy outlines is presented against a dark background. Below the mountains, the phrase 'Let's Get High' is written in a flowing, white script font. The composition is simple and direct, featuring only the mountains and text.
