Hobie Brown Shorts
Description: Be like Hobie. Perfect gift for a comedian, retro lover, vintage fan, musical soul, movie buff, TV show channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.
Description: Alright my name's Hobie, Hobie Brown. I was bitten by a- wouldn't you like to know, get what I mean? And for the last three years I've been the one and only- wait, wait, waitwaitwait wait wait. You think I'm gonna show my secret identity? Come out of it. That is when I'm not playing shows, antagonising facists, staging unpermitted political action/performing art pieces. OR, having a laugh at the pub with the mandem. I'm not a role model, I was briefly a runway model. I hate the AM, I hate the PM, I hate labels, I'm not a hero, because calling yourself a hero makes you a self-mythologizing narcissistic autocrat.
