Hominid Shorts

Description: The yellow alien is on the run as explosions erupt behind him.

Description: Inspired by classic Alien Hominid HD boss encounters, this artwork showcases the fearless alien taking on a towering robot enemy.

Description: Featuring the iconic alien surrounded by agents, robots, and citywide destruction, this design celebrates the over the top action of Alien Hominid HD.

Description: A chaotic Alien Hominid HD inspired design featuring the iconic yellow alien facing off against a squad of agents.

Description: This illustration features an Australopithecus Afarensis, an extinct species of australopithecine which lived from about 3.9–2.9 million years ago (mya) in the Pliocene of East Africa. The famous fossil "Lucy" was of this species.

Description: a clear indication of the evolution of the human species from primal hominid to musical parodist.

Description: The Lucy mission will visit multiple Jupiter trojan asteroids over 12 years.

Description: He'll fight dirty and steals your shoes afterwards

Description: Bigfoot Rock On Sasquatch Heavy Metal Vibes

Description: Bigfoot Sasquatch Cryptid Legendary Ape Creature For Wilderness Explorers And Paranormal Enthusiasts. Perfect For Those Who Believe In The Forest Mystery And Love Cryptozoology Adventures.

Description: A monochromatic graphic featuring a metaphorical evolution sequence. Progressing from a crouching primate, through hunched and upright hominids, the sequence culminates in a person seated, operating a forklift. A reflection of the forklift appears underneath. The background is black.

Description: BattleBlock Theater The Only Ship We Need Is Friendship Hatty Hattington The Behemoth

Description: Those guys are totally going to be eaten by something!

Description: Rule the table with our 'King Pong' Ping Pong Shirt! This high-quality, comfortable shirt features a bold 'King Pong' graphic, perfect for both competitive play and casual style. Made for table tennis enthusiasts, it's a symbol of skill and passion. Available in various sizes, this shirt is your crown in the realm of ping pong. Wear your prowess proudly with 'King Pong

Description: It's a mounted warrior against a red sky, seems a bit tired

Description: This is a monochrome silhouette graphic depicting the stages of human evolution. It starts with an ape-like figure, progresses through several hominid forms, a standing human, and concludes with a kneeling photographer capturing an image with a camera on a tripod. The background is black.

Description: A distressed vintage silhouette showing the classic evolution of man progression, ending with Bigfoot walking a dog on a leash. Perfect for cryptid believers, dog lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good evolution parody with a sasquatch twist.

Description: A distressed vintage silhouette showing the classic evolution of man progression, ending with Bigfoot walking a dog on a leash. Perfect for cryptid believers, dog lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good evolution parody with a sasquatch twist.

Description: "Gorilla gorilla gorilla" is the scientific name of the Western Lowland Gorilla. Wear this if gorillas are your favorite apes. Ideal for primate fans and anyone who is into biology, zoology, taxonomy or science in general because there will never be a better scientific name than GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA.

Description: The famous fossil site of Olduvai Gorge is a key source of evidence for humanity's origins

Description: A distressed vintage silhouette showing the classic evolution of man progression, ending with Bigfoot walking a dog on a leash. Perfect for cryptid believers, dog lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good evolution parody with a sasquatch twist.

Description: If you are a human, or any other kind of great ape, you're qualified to wear this! The taxonomic primate family known as "great apes" (or hominids/hominidae) includes humans, gorillas, chimpanzees and orangutans. Wear this as proof that you are a great ape or buy it as a gift for a monkey-obsessed friend or family member because homo sapiens are apes, too.

Description: Same Orc as the other Long Tusk shirt just with a sharper outline. Some people probably like that.

Description: My pronouns are UGH! UGH!

Description: Not as quick as he used to be but still ready to tangle!

Description: A weary and cynical stone age hunter

Description: Road sign with a silhouette of a running australopithecine

Description: See no, Hear no, Speak no Yeti. Fun Yeti remake of the three monkeys. Styled after the Japanese Snow Monkeys these cute yetis remind us why it’s still the reigning hide-and-seek champion.

Description: Cause Romans make everything look cooler. Text translation: What weird little Munchkins!

Description: A glimpse into the subterranean city of the slater herders, conveniently on a TShirt.

Description: A playful and whimsical scene featuring a cute bigfoot wearing sneakers. Surrounded by an array of colorful flowers and lush greenery.

Description: This illustration depicts the skull of Paranthropus boisei, a robust early hominid first discovered by the famous paleoanthropologist Mary Leakey.

Description: Possibly constructed from old brass door nobs.

Description: Design depicting different aspects of the Paleolithic site at Olduvai Gorge.