Hot Take Shorts

Description: The moment John Milner was convinced that he was still the fastest car in the valley.

Description: Hot Girls Take Lexapro

Description: Funny hot rod shirt for grandpas who build classic cars instead of napping — a great gift for car enthusiast grandpas on Father's Day, birthdays, or Grandparents Day.

Description: just call me pretty and take me to basketball

Description: opinion

Description: A retro-themed composition featuring a vintage hot rod in the center. Flanking the hot rod are graphics of a wrench on the left and a screwdriver on the right. Text elements above and below the car read: "SKILLED ENOUGH TO TAKE IT APART TALENTED ENOUGH TO MODIFY IT" and "TO MODIFY IT BRAVE ENOUGH TO DRIVE IT."

Description: American Food Safety Is a Myth: Cynical Chef Hot Take Satire (Dark Version) American food safety is a myth, according to one very unimpressed chef. Hat pulled low, eyes hidden, attitude fully loaded, this deadpan cook delivers the ultimate hot take in bold type and raw, gritty pen-and-ink. A satirical statement tee for line cooks, sous chefs, restaurant workers, label readers and anyone who has ever squinted at a fine print ingredient list and thought: sure. Equal parts dark humor and kitchen-floor wisdom, it is a sharp conversation starter at the grocery store, the shift meal, the farmers market or the bar after close. A great gift for culinary students, foodies and lovable cynics. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers and more.

Description: American Food Safety Is a Myth: Cynical Chef Hot Take Satire American food safety is a myth, according to one very unimpressed chef. Hat pulled low, eyes hidden, attitude fully loaded, this deadpan cook delivers the ultimate hot take in bold type and raw, gritty pen-and-ink. A satirical statement tee for line cooks, sous chefs, restaurant workers, label readers and anyone who has ever squinted at a fine print ingredient list and thought: sure. Equal parts dark humor and kitchen-floor wisdom, it is a sharp conversation starter at the grocery store, the shift meal, the farmers market or the bar after close. A great gift for culinary students, foodies and lovable cynics. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers and more.

Description: Some like it hot. This design is for anyone with a dark sense of humor who doesn't mind turning the temperature up.

Description: Looking for a gorgeous present for someone? Take this present for your best friend, mother, father, brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, son, daughter.

Description: From the David Wain 2008 film, "Role Models" where that Wings song is performed.

Description: This classic baseball fan design features a cartoon soda, baseball, and hot dog alongside the stadium quote Take Me Out To The Ball Game. It is the perfect game day outfit for heading to the stadium during baseball season.

Description: When yogurts take over

Description: Wear your feelings....

Description: Lots of fun at the family dinner table.

Description: Pop Goes the Presidency: Time for the 25th Retro 3D Block Letter Protest Subtlety is over. This chunky pop-art lettering from Puff Sumo stacks TIME FOR THE 25TH in blue, white, and red block type with a heavy black shadow and a 3D red edge, like a comic book cover shouting from the newsstand. It's big block energy for a big constitutional moment: the succession clause exists, the vice president and cabinet can use it, and plenty of people are ready to say so. Printed in punchy primary colors that jump off any background, it turns a serious demand into something people can't help but look at. A hot take in retro color-block style for rallies, group chats, and anyone who wants to drop the hammer with a grin.

Description: Halloween clothes for men, women, boys, girls, youth. Creepy costumes to wear trick or treating on All Hallows Eve, Day of the Dead, All Souls Day, Halloween Party or Ghoulish Theme Party.

Description: I Don't Want To Overreact But. A hot take shirt for panicking sports fans who blame the refs and melt down before halftime. Wear it to games, sports bars, playoff parties and family cookouts. One of the funny sports gifts and a great gift for dads, husbands and diehards who always overreact. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.

Description: This hot dog tee shirt is perfect for food pun lovers and video game nerds who know that "it's dangerous to go alone, take this hot dog. This gaming geek shirt is great for fans of gamer shirts, food shirts and food memes.

Description: trump is an idiot

Description: sorry i overshared do you still think i'm hot?

Description: Candy Corn Is Chicken Feed. A funny candy corn hater shirt for anyone who skips the tricolor kernels in every Halloween bowl. Wear it to Halloween parties, trunk or treat, fall festivals and the office. One of the funny Halloween gifts and a great candy hater gift for men and women who know the truth. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.

Description: your mom

Description: if she dont hawk tuha i dont wanna talk tuha

Description: making excuses burns zero calories per hour

Description: naughty list legend

Description: eat sleep argue repeat

Description: most likely to stir the pot

Description: listen, i'm a nice person so if i'm a b*tch to you you need to ask yourself why

Description: just enough childhood trauma to make me funny

Description: of course i'm right i'm nonno

Description: Wait What

Description: white straight conservative how else can i offend you today?

Description: being a freak is cheaper than therapy

Description: hating pop music doesn't make you deep

Description: i'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter