Hot Take Merch

Description: Hot Girls Take Lexapro

Description: The moment John Milner was convinced that he was still the fastest car in the valley.

Description: Funny hot rod shirt for grandpas who build classic cars instead of napping — a great gift for car enthusiast grandpas on Father's Day, birthdays, or Grandparents Day.

Description: Make a statement and skip the high road. This bold retro-inspired graphic tee features the sarcastic quote: “WHY TAKE THE HIGH ROAD? WHEN YOU CAN TAKE THE PSYCHO PATH” Designed in a striking monochrome hot pink print, the artwork showcases a vintage 1950s-style woman rocking cat-eye sunglasses and holding a martini — the ultimate classy-but-chaotic energy.

Description: A retro-themed composition featuring a vintage hot rod in the center. Flanking the hot rod are graphics of a wrench on the left and a screwdriver on the right. Text elements above and below the car read: "SKILLED ENOUGH TO TAKE IT APART TALENTED ENOUGH TO MODIFY IT" and "TO MODIFY IT BRAVE ENOUGH TO DRIVE IT."

Description: Some like it hot. This design is for anyone with a dark sense of humor who doesn't mind turning the temperature up.

Description: From the David Wain 2008 film, "Role Models" where that Wings song is performed.

Description: This classic baseball fan design features a cartoon soda, baseball, and hot dog alongside the stadium quote Take Me Out To The Ball Game. It is the perfect game day outfit for heading to the stadium during baseball season.

Description: When yogurts take over

Description: Wear your feelings....

Description: Lots of fun at the family dinner table.

Description: Halloween clothes for men, women, boys, girls, youth. Creepy costumes to wear trick or treating on All Hallows Eve, Day of the Dead, All Souls Day, Halloween Party or Ghoulish Theme Party.

Description: This hot dog tee shirt is perfect for food pun lovers and video game nerds who know that "it's dangerous to go alone, take this hot dog. This gaming geek shirt is great for fans of gamer shirts, food shirts and food memes.

Description: A light blue coffee mug is depicted with a dark brown coffee liquid visible inside. The top text reads "HOW DO I TAKE MY COFFEE?" in a bold, light blue font. Inside the mug, the words "SERIOUSLY, very seriously," are written in a dark brown font.

Description: She chose a red polka dot dress for her first visit to Earth and has already concluded that humans need better shoes. With green skin, glossy purple curls, and towering platform heels, this retro alien pinup looks ready for a flying-saucer sock hop, a cosmic dinner date, or an evening spent politely refusing to reveal classified galactic information. A playful sci-fi design for lovers of atomic-age fashion and extraterrestrial glamour.

Description: A cartoon style graphic features a coffee cup with a red cape tied around it. Above the cup are the words 'Some Heroes Wear Capes' in a curved layout. On the cup's wrap, the text reads 'Some Heroes Make Your Coffee'. The background is solid black.

Description: Take me to the beach, I'm shell-fish.

Description: The item features the words "LIFE Begins AFTER COFFEE" in stacked, brightly colored block letters with a script-style word. The illustration includes both a classic style coffee cup and a disposable to-go style cup. A heart embellishes the to-go cup's sleeve.

Description: Chill Capybara

Description: A kawaii tea cup with a smiling face and the text 'Take It Tea-sy'. Perfect for tea lovers and those who enjoy a relaxed vibe.

Description: Watch out for this bubbly bouncing mothership.

Description: Whether you’re making a bold statement or sparking a debate, this “Newsom Was Right About Everything” shirt says it all. A perfect gift for California politics watchers, liberals, or anyone who loves a political hot take.

Description: I'll die on this hill

Description: Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for nurse or respiratory therapist : loved one or friend !

Description: If you have a passion for baseball, express yourself with this swag

Description: Green monster with pointy ears, long tail, sharp teeth and three eyes posing and smiling. He's listening to the music, wearing sunglasses, cap, shorts and a "take me to the beach" tank while thumbing a ride

Description: A bold declaration for team pineapple! This controversial foodie statement is for those who love sweet and savory. Makes a great gift for the Hawaiian pizza lover in your life.

Description: Lunch Break Hot Take logo with full show title

Description: Our main podcast logo!

Description: Hot takes for hot days. Alien 3 is good, and anyone that tells you otherwise is not your friend.

Description: Photography of hot air balloons taking off at dawn during the 2019 Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta.

Description: Sunscreen Forever - A Hot Take on Climate Change

Description: A cute doodle of a capybara and birdy chilling and relaxing in a wooden bathtub as they enjoy the hot bath spa soak.

Description: Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for nurse or respiratory therapist : loved one or friend !

Description: A boldly defiant statement against the most iconic flavor of fall. For those who dare to reject seasonal conformity and speak their spiced truth. Makes a great gift for the culinary contrarian.

Description: I'll Take My Coffee Like I Get My Men Medium Hot & Disappointing Funny Comparison, Sassy, Dating, Coffee, My Men I'll Take My Coffee Like I Get My Men Medium Hot & Disappointing is a funny quote design and a great option which is suitable for all of us. Show your style. We offer many more colors to choose from. Outfit for men, women or anyone who likes design with funny saying, inspirational quotes, humorous quotes, sarcastic saying.