If Truth Be Told Shorts
Description: Honest Personality Statement For Blunt People. Express Your Direct Communication Style With The Quote My Mouth Is Not A Bakery I Don't Sugar Coat Anything If You Ask For My Opinion I'm Going To Tell You The Truth Don't Be Mad When It's Not What You Want To Hear. Perfect For Truth Tellers.
Description: Honest Personality Statement For Blunt People. Express Your Direct Communication Style With The Quote My Mouth Is Not A Bakery I Don't Sugar Coat Anything If You Ask For My Opinion I'm Going To Tell You The Truth Don't Be Mad When It's Not What You Want To Hear. Perfect For Truth Tellers.
Description: Aggressively shifting the absolute blame for your total laziness onto the rest of the planet is an incredibly hilarious tactic. You just sit comfortably on the couch, staring blankly at a giant mountain of totally unwashed laundry, completely acting like you never received the official memo to clean it. It is wildly funny to totally pretend that adult chores require an incredibly formal, written invitation before you can ever be expected to actually do them. We all have those wonderfully unmotivated days where doing absolutely nothing feels like a totally brilliant rebellion against the modern society. By claiming massive ignorance, you totally excuse yourself from every single boring duty. Enjoy your totally lazy rest!
Description: A hilariously blunt and sarcastic design featuring the ultimate fair warning: "If I Ever Say Do You Want Me To Be Honest Say No." The perfect witty graphic for anyone known for having zero filter, loving dry humor, and giving their friends a playful heads-up before the unfiltered truth comes out.
Description: On the Record: Truth be Told - Jack Smith Plain-Spoken Testimony Truth be told, Jack Smith never needed a poster board. This stippled, hand-engraved portrait puts the words front and center in bold white lettering across a dark, finely hatched coat, a plain-spoken statement for people who value facts, candor and a good paper trail. Drawn with etched crosshatching, speckled ink grain and a steady, deadpan gaze, it nods to the Senate hearing where the former special counsel answered questions point by point. A fit for fans of straight talk, courtroom drama, political humor and anyone who prefers receipts to rhetoric. Original illustration by Puff Sumo, made for the one who always brings the documents.
Description: Does it take food to get you out to a party? IF there is dessert involved you will put on pants and leave the house. Great gift for any introvert you know with a sweet tooth. Also would be funny for a bakery, pastry chef, birthday party, graduation party holiday party or wedding rehearsal.
