If Truth Be Told Socks
Description: Aggressively shifting the absolute blame for your total laziness onto the rest of the planet is an incredibly hilarious tactic. You just sit comfortably on the couch, staring blankly at a giant mountain of totally unwashed laundry, completely acting like you never received the official memo to clean it. It is wildly funny to totally pretend that adult chores require an incredibly formal, written invitation before you can ever be expected to actually do them. We all have those wonderfully unmotivated days where doing absolutely nothing feels like a totally brilliant rebellion against the modern society. By claiming massive ignorance, you totally excuse yourself from every single boring duty. Enjoy your totally lazy rest!
Description: A hilariously blunt and sarcastic design featuring the ultimate fair warning: "If I Ever Say Do You Want Me To Be Honest Say No." The perfect witty graphic for anyone known for having zero filter, loving dry humor, and giving their friends a playful heads-up before the unfiltered truth comes out.
Description: This design is the ultimate statement for the honest, direct, and non-sugar-coating person in your life! If you are known for your brutal honesty and refuse to hold back the truth, this sarcastic quote is your personal motto. It’s a hilarious warning to anyone brave enough to ask for your opinion—they're going to get the real deal, no frosting added!
Description: Does it take food to get you out to a party? IF there is dessert involved you will put on pants and leave the house. Great gift for any introvert you know with a sweet tooth. Also would be funny for a bakery, pastry chef, birthday party, graduation party holiday party or wedding rehearsal.
