Klopek Shorts
Description: Remember Hans Klopek, the murderous son from The Burbs, remember him banging the hell out of the bin, I've never seen that! Remember him offering Tom Hanks, Ray Peterson, a Sardine on a Pretzel?
Hans Klopek from The Burbs Shorts
by Harley Warren – Pop Culture Mashups, Surreal Art & Chaotic T‑Shirt Wizardry
$21 $27
Description: A funny comic-style Hans Klopek Sardine? design inspired by The Burbs. Great for cult comedy fans, weird movie humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys bold reaction graphic tees.
Hans Klopek Sardine? The Burbs Seriously Reaction Shirt Shorts
by ClouderArt
$21 $27
Description: A retro badge-style Hans Klopek Sardine? design inspired by The Burbs. Perfect for cult movie fans, 80s comedy lovers, and anyone who loves weird neighbor humor with vintage graphic tee style.
Hans Klopek Sardine? The Burbs Retro Badge T-Shirt Shorts
by ClouderArt
$21 $27
Description: “This is war, Art.” Inspired by the cult classic The ‘Burbs, this faux military patch design immortalizes the hilariously paranoid surveillance mission led by Ray, Art, and Rumsfield against their suspiciously creepy neighbors—the Klopeks. Featuring night-vision goggles, a dilapidated house under watch, and an explosion for dramatic flair, this design channels covert ops energy with a twisted suburban twist. A must-have for fans of 80s horror-comedy, suburban satire, and Tom Hanks’ most underrated role. Perfect for movie nights, horror conventions, or just silently judging your neighbor’s yard from behind the blinds.
Operation: Klopek – The ‘Burbs Tactical Recon Horror Patch Tee Shorts
by More Horror T-shirts and Merch
$21 $27
Description: “We take care of everything… permanently.” This vintage-style design pays twisted tribute to the delightfully dark 1989 cult classic The 'Burbs. Featuring the suspiciously creepy Klopek residence, a garbage can full of human bones, and—you guessed it—a chainsaw for all your neighborhood clean-up needs. Whether you're a die-hard fan of Tom Hanks' most underrated role or just love retro horror-comedy with a suburban edge, this Klopek Demolition & Yard Services tee is for you. Wear it to stake out your neighbor’s basement… or just to your next horror movie night.
Klopek Demolition & Yard Services – The 'Burbs Inspired Horror Tee Shorts
by More Horror T-shirts and Merch
$21 $27
Description: A bold pop art Hans Klopek Sardine? design inspired by The Burbs. Made for cult movie collectors, 80s comedy fans, and anyone who loves loud retro movie quote shirts.
Hans Klopek Sardine? The Burbs Pop Art Movie Shirt Shorts
by ClouderArt
$21 $27
Rumsfield 'A Soldier's Way Saves The Day!' - The Burbs Shorts
by DarkLordPug
$21 $27
Green Sky At Night, Neighbor Take Flight - The Burbs Shorts
by DarkLordPug
$21 $27
The Burbs - 'You're a Meatball' Mark Rumsfield Shorts
by DarkLordPug
$21 $27
Do Something Productive, Go Watch Television - The Burbs Shorts
by DarkLordPug
$21 $27
