Klopek Merch
Description: Remember Hans Klopek, the murderous son from The Burbs, remember him banging the hell out of the bin, I've never seen that! Remember him offering Tom Hanks, Ray Peterson, a Sardine on a Pretzel?
Hans Klopek from The Burbs Sticker
by Harley Warren – Pop Culture Mashups, Surreal Art & Chaotic T‑Shirt Wizardry
$3.00 $3.50
Description: "I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, "do not mess with suburbanites". Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them."
The Burbs: Smells Like They're Cooking A Goddamn Cat Over There Hoodie
by Hollow Peaks
$32 $42
Description: Murder moves into the cul de sac! One of the most beloved 80's movies. Makes a great father's day or birthday gift for dad!
The Klopeks - House of Horrors Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Dustbrain Design
$16 $24
Description: A funny comic-style Hans Klopek Sardine? design inspired by The Burbs. Great for cult comedy fans, weird movie humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys bold reaction graphic tees.
Hans Klopek Sardine? The Burbs Seriously Reaction Shirt Tapestry
by ClouderArt
$23 $30
Description: “This is war, Art.” Inspired by the cult classic The ‘Burbs, this faux military patch design immortalizes the hilariously paranoid surveillance mission led by Ray, Art, and Rumsfield against their suspiciously creepy neighbors—the Klopeks. Featuring night-vision goggles, a dilapidated house under watch, and an explosion for dramatic flair, this design channels covert ops energy with a twisted suburban twist. A must-have for fans of 80s horror-comedy, suburban satire, and Tom Hanks’ most underrated role. Perfect for movie nights, horror conventions, or just silently judging your neighbor’s yard from behind the blinds.
Operation: Klopek – The ‘Burbs Tactical Recon Horror Patch Tee Tank Top
by More Horror T-shirts and Merch
$16 $21
Description: “We take care of everything… permanently.” This vintage-style design pays twisted tribute to the delightfully dark 1989 cult classic The 'Burbs. Featuring the suspiciously creepy Klopek residence, a garbage can full of human bones, and—you guessed it—a chainsaw for all your neighborhood clean-up needs. Whether you're a die-hard fan of Tom Hanks' most underrated role or just love retro horror-comedy with a suburban edge, this Klopek Demolition & Yard Services tee is for you. Wear it to stake out your neighbor’s basement… or just to your next horror movie night.
Klopek Demolition & Yard Services – The 'Burbs Inspired Horror Tee Magnet
by More Horror T-shirts and Merch
$3.75 $4.75
Rumsfield 'A Soldier's Way Saves The Day!' - The Burbs Hoodie
by DarkLordPug
$32 $42
Green Sky At Night, Neighbor Take Flight - The Burbs T-Shirt
by DarkLordPug
$16.50 $24
Do Something Productive, Go Watch Television - The Burbs Tapestry
by DarkLordPug
$23 $30
