Lettuce Eat Shorts
Description: Start a conversation with a delightful dad joke. Lettuce all be weird - uplift others - dance - love!
LETTUCE Dance - Jam - Get Weird - Party - Laugh - Jive - Boogey - Get Down - Get Funky - Smile - Dad Joke Shorts
by Epic Shaynanigans
$21 $27
Description: Ditch the rabbit food and celebrate ancestral eating with this hilarious anti-diet T-Rex design! Perfect for meat eaters on a strict carnivore diet, zero-carb ketovore lifters, or anyone taking a cheat day break from low-carb meal plans. An ironic, funny dinosaur meme that makes the ultimate statement against sad salads—because real meat lovers know life is way too short for lettuce wraps!
Carnivore T-Rex Life Is Too Short For Lettuce Wraps Shorts
by MinistryofAbsurdity
$21 $27
Description: A quirky wilderness design featuring a Bigfoot-like creature eating leafy greens beside a campfire with the quote “Eat Your Greens” and “Health & Nutrition.” A funny choice for cryptid fans, campers, and lovers of absurd outdoor humor.
Eat Your Greens Funny Bigfoot Camping Health and Nutrition Shorts
by Savage Feather Co
$21 $27