Lettuce Eat Merch
Description: Start a conversation with a delightful dad joke. Lettuce all be weird - uplift others - dance - love!
LETTUCE Dance - Jam - Get Weird - Party - Laugh - Jive - Boogey - Get Down - Get Funky - Smile - Dad Joke Pillow
by Epic Shaynanigans
$23 $28
Description: Ditch the rabbit food and celebrate ancestral eating with this hilarious anti-diet T-Rex design! Perfect for meat eaters on a strict carnivore diet, zero-carb ketovore lifters, or anyone taking a cheat day break from low-carb meal plans. An ironic, funny dinosaur meme that makes the ultimate statement against sad salads—because real meat lovers know life is way too short for lettuce wraps!
Carnivore T-Rex Life Is Too Short For Lettuce Wraps Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by MinistryofAbsurdity
$18 $24
Description: A quirky wilderness design featuring a Bigfoot-like creature eating leafy greens beside a campfire with the quote “Eat Your Greens” and “Health & Nutrition.” A funny choice for cryptid fans, campers, and lovers of absurd outdoor humor.
Eat Your Greens Funny Bigfoot Camping Health and Nutrition Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Savage Feather Co
$28 $35
Description: Whimsical lettuce design playfully presents nutrition data as quirky stats. A fun take on healthy eating!
Lettuce Nutrition Facts 100 Crunchy ness Pin
by Soft Snack Affirmations
$3.00 $3.25
Description: A food themed graphic with the text "Will Give Cyber Security Advice For TACO'S". Below the text is a cartoon image of a ground beef, lettuce, and tomato taco with a light brown tortilla. The background is black and the text is in a white and yellow color scheme.
Will Give Cyber Security Advice For Tacos Taco Visual Socks
by Remisova illustrator
$14 $20
Description: A powerful Lettuce design perfect for any leaf loving friend, grab it this holiday season for your parent, sibling, partner or nutritionist
ICERBERG LETTUCE water colour and graphic text Sticker
by DopamineDumpster
$3.15 $3.50