Log Humor Shorts
Description: *SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION!* Our homage to the holiday tradition of the WPIX Yule Log. This is taken from the actual 70s footage, placed in artwork of a vintage television. Now you can take that warm feeling of not having a real fireplace with you, all year long! (And the knob is tuned to Channel 11, because it has to be!)
Description: A humorous representation featuring a brown log with a dollar sign on its cut end. Above, the word "LOG!" is displayed in bold blue letters with a yellow outline and lime green shadow. Rays emanate from behind the log, alongside yellow stars. The text "FROM BLAMMO" appears below in pink lettering.
Description: This design features a stark black and white alligator illustration paired with the phrase Murder Log, turning a familiar swamp predator into a sharp visual pun. The long reptile silhouette, heavy scales, pointed snout, and low-slung body create the classic look of a floating danger shape lurking just below the surface. The bold block lettering underneath keeps the joke direct, readable, and instantly memorable. The humor comes from comparing an alligator to a harmless log, then giving that “log” a much more threatening personality. Its simple monochrome palette gives the artwork a clean, high-contrast style while emphasizing the creature’s rough texture and predatory shape. The design feels funny, slightly ominous, and perfectly suited to
Description: “Daily Mom Survival Log” is a relatable motherhood design that turns everyday chaos into a funny survival diary. From endless tasks and emotional rollercoasters to coffee-fueled resilience, this design celebrates the reality of moms who do it all while barely pausing. Perfect for exhausted moms, new mothers, and anyone living in beautiful disorder.
Description: Level up your gaming style with this bold “Level Up or Log Off” design. Featuring a powerful game controller, XP progress bar, Level 99 status, coins, lightning bolts, stars, and vibrant arcade-inspired colors, this artwork is perfect for gamers who are always chasing the next achievement. A great gift for console players, RPG fans, esports enthusiasts, and competitive gaming lovers.
Description: Make fellow truck drivers laugh with this funny trucking quote featuring a bold semi truck and a clever log book joke. Perfect for long-haul drivers, CDL holders, owner-operators, freight professionals, and anyone who appreciates trucking humor. A great gift idea for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, retirement, or everyday wear on the road.
Description: An illustration featuring several computer system windows, where everyday tasks end with an error message and a system crash. This witty and relatable design mixes tech humor with daily life frustrations, making it a perfect gift for programmers, IT professionals, students, and anyone who’s ever felt like their brain just froze.
Description: Embrace the cozy winter aesthetic with this vintage-inspired emblem made for every snow day lover. Featuring rustic cabin graphics and witty snowstorm humor, it celebrates staying indoors during cold weather. An ideal present for winter lovers who appreciate vintage lodge badges and snowed-in vibes.
Description: Sanity check? console.log("losing sanity"); Every developer knows that moment when the bug won’t reproduce and you’re quietly losing your mind in the terminal. This retro pixel art design blends old-school RPG vibes with real coding life — a knight standing next to the ultimate programmer sanity check. Inspired by Column Seven and the invisible spacing columns of early 5x7 bitmap fonts. Perfect for coders who’ve ever had to log their sanity loss at 3 AM.
