Log Humor Merch
Description: A colorful retro cartoon design featuring a flying wooden log bursting through a comic-style explosion with bold “LOG! From BLAMMO” lettering.
Retro Log Toy Blammo Cartoon Parody Design Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Touriya Fulla
$17 $24
Description: *SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION!* Our homage to the holiday tradition of the WPIX Yule Log. This is taken from the actual 70s footage, placed in artwork of a vintage television. Now you can take that warm feeling of not having a real fireplace with you, all year long! (And the knob is tuned to Channel 11, because it has to be!)
Description: A humorous representation featuring a brown log with a dollar sign on its cut end. Above, the word "LOG!" is displayed in bold blue letters with a yellow outline and lime green shadow. Rays emanate from behind the log, alongside yellow stars. The text "FROM BLAMMO" appears below in pink lettering.
Description: This design features a stark black and white alligator illustration paired with the phrase Murder Log, turning a familiar swamp predator into a sharp visual pun. The long reptile silhouette, heavy scales, pointed snout, and low-slung body create the classic look of a floating danger shape lurking just below the surface. The bold block lettering underneath keeps the joke direct, readable, and instantly memorable. The humor comes from comparing an alligator to a harmless log, then giving that “log” a much more threatening personality. Its simple monochrome palette gives the artwork a clean, high-contrast style while emphasizing the creature’s rough texture and predatory shape. The design feels funny, slightly ominous, and perfectly suited to
Description: “Daily Mom Survival Log” is a relatable motherhood design that turns everyday chaos into a funny survival diary. From endless tasks and emotional rollercoasters to coffee-fueled resilience, this design celebrates the reality of moms who do it all while barely pausing. Perfect for exhausted moms, new mothers, and anyone living in beautiful disorder.
Description: Level up your gaming style with this bold “Level Up or Log Off” design. Featuring a powerful game controller, XP progress bar, Level 99 status, coins, lightning bolts, stars, and vibrant arcade-inspired colors, this artwork is perfect for gamers who are always chasing the next achievement. A great gift for console players, RPG fans, esports enthusiasts, and competitive gaming lovers.
Description: Make fellow truck drivers laugh with this funny trucking quote featuring a bold semi truck and a clever log book joke. Perfect for long-haul drivers, CDL holders, owner-operators, freight professionals, and anyone who appreciates trucking humor. A great gift idea for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, retirement, or everyday wear on the road.
Description: An illustration featuring several computer system windows, where everyday tasks end with an error message and a system crash. This witty and relatable design mixes tech humor with daily life frustrations, making it a perfect gift for programmers, IT professionals, students, and anyone who’s ever felt like their brain just froze.
Description: A clever design that combines programming humor with a love for camping and the great outdoors. Perfect for coders, developers, and tech enthusiasts who appreciate a good campfire as much as a good line of code. A fun choice for fans of programmer jokes, outdoor adventures, and geeky camping vibes.
