Mortician Shorts

Description: 2 albums in just 1 unique design.

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Description: Sickening scene from Mortician’s Chainsaw Dismemberment album. A blood-drenched woman tied outside a butcher house while a killer looms with a chainsaw — pure splatter horror for death metal and gore fiends.

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Description: Gory undead artwork from Mortician’s Zombie Apocalypse release. Crawling corpses, tomb raiders, and death-soaked atmosphere — perfect for brutal death metal fans and horror collectors alike.

Description: Unleash pure terror with this grotesque Mortician design from Hell On Earth. Featuring a tortured, skinless humanoid head with clamped jaws and bleeding eyes, this shirt captures the essence of brutal death metal horror—perfect for gorehounds and extreme music fans.

Description: Last Responder with a winged trocar caduceus in a coffin design. Cool design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or Mortuary Science student. Honor funeral directors and mortuary staff who have the tough job of last responder. Original design by Graveyard Gossip.

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Description: Hacked Up For Barbecue

Description: I Have Two Titles, DAD and Mortician and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Description: Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin cut-outs in the letters. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

Description: Funny saying for a mortician, undertaker, funeral director, embalmer, grave digger or cemetery worker. “I Will Bury You” with coffin graphic is perfect for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.

Description: Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a mortician with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. Perfect funeral industry joke, gag design for a mortician or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

Description: Cool text design “Mortician” weaved with a trocar embalming instrument. Great for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Description: Rated E for Ewww…”Mortician” – May contain blood, gore & lots of crazy stories. Funny mortuary humor, movie rating style graphic. Perfect for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker or mortuary science student.

Description: The original, “Mortician, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Funny gift for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student.

Description: Nothing Scares Me - I am a Mom and a Mortician. Great for any mom mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Description: Funny saying for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. This Is My Resting Mortician Face - with coffin graphic is great for a Mortuary Science College student or future mortician.

Description: Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin patterns. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

Description: If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

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Description: Funny quote for a mortician or embalmer with a sense of humor who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. Perfect for your wife, mom, girlfriend or daughter mortician. “A Good Mortician Will Leave You Stiff and With A Smile”, embalming saying with coffin graphic is great for a mortuary science student or future mortician.

Description: Cool design for an embalmer, mortician, Mortuary Science student or graduate using embalming tools. "Mortician" with a skull and two trocar embalming instrument crossbones is great for the funeral home prep room.

Description: Awesome design for Mortician. Thank you alot.

Description: Mortician Heart Job Title

Description: Mortician // Vintage Postcard. This design also available in t-shirt and other merchandise.

Description: Death humor work-out design with coffin deadlift bar. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness and going to the gym. “Ultimate Deadlift Champion”. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner, removal or mortuary transport service.

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Description: Funny logo style design for a funeral director, mortician or embalmer (the original deadlifting champions) working at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery who has to be on call and make their own removals. "Deadlift Mortuary Transport" is fun for a Mortuary Science student or future funeral director headed into the funeral industry.

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