Not Green Shorts
Description: I remember when my mother told me she was a Tom Jones fan. My initial reaction was "who are you?" Seriously. She called Conway Twitty "raunchy." She was a member of the George Strait Fan Club. Tom Jones is like Frank Sinatra, only he skips the romance and get's right to the dirty deeds.
Description: A minimalist composition featuring a bright green beetle on a black background. Below the beetle are two lines of white text. The first line reads "I did not choose the bug life." and the second line reads "The bug life chose me.". The beetle is centrally located and rendered in solid color with sharp outlines.
Description: A green, cartoon-like bug with black spots is positioned at the top. Below the bug, white block text reads: "I DID NOT CHOOSE THE BUG LIFE." A second line of white block text states: "THE BUG LIFE CHOSE ME."
Green Bug "I Did Not Choose The Bug Life." "The Bug Life Chose Me." Shorts
by lauren dephyls studio
$27
Description: A graphic with large, bold, lime green text on a black background reads "IF I CAN'T / BRING MY DOG I'M NOT GOING". To the right, a stylized green character wearing a Santa hat and a white furry collar stands with arms crossed. Next to the character, a brown dog wears a Santa hat and a red scarf.
Description: Not From This Planet Green Alien Bodybuilder – Alien Gym features a huge neon green extraterrestrial working out with a dumbbell. A funny and powerful sci-fi fitness design combining alien humor, bodybuilding, muscles and gym culture. Perfect for bodybuilders, weightlifters, fitness lovers, sci-fi fans and anyone who feels like their strength comes from another planet.
Description: A retro style visual featuring a joyful green frog with wide eyes and a large smile against a background of horizontal stripes in muted green, cream, and reddish-brown. The text 'IT'S NOT EASY' is across the top, and 'BEING GREEN' is across the bottom, both in a distressed font.
Description: Incorporate a grounded, daily reminder of intentional living with this hand-lettered motivational quote artwork reading "What You Are Not Changing You Are Choosing." Styled in a wavy, groovy 70s display font with subtle textured linework, this graphic blends retro nostalgia with modern mindfulness and personal growth. The organic lettering and muted, earthy color choices deliver a relaxed yet empowering energy that fits seamlessly into morning coffee routines, yoga sessions, and slow living lifestyles. Designed for free spirits, granola girls, hippies, and outdoor enthusiasts who appreciate authentic, self-reflective retro art.
Green What You Are Not Changing You Are Choosing Typography Art Shorts
by Cecelia Hotzler Design
$27
Description: The revolution will not be televised... t will be live streamed and crowdsourced and algorithmically amplified in real-time. Modern take on Gil Scott Heron's iconic 1971 spoken-word piece to reflect the shift in how activism, protests, and societal movements are documented, amplified, and consumed. Plus the fascism is unbound.
Description: This circular badge design features the funny hiking slogan 'Trail Hair Do Not Care' surrounding a cheerful sun character with wild hair, set against a backdrop of pine trees and mountains. The artwork utilizes a retro vintage style with distressed textures, halftone shading, and a classic color palette of sage green, cream, and orange. It is the perfect apparel choice for hikers, campers, and outdoor enthusiasts who love nature and adventure. This design makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, or as a souvenir for anyone who enjoys wild and free outdoor adventures.
Description: A classic green witch typing away on a laptop under a full moon with the funny quote "Data Scientist. Not a Witch. Probably." The perfect design for data scientists, programmers, software engineers, and math nerds this Halloween season!
Data Scientist Not A Witch Probably Green Witch Laptop Halloween Design Shorts
by Apex Apparel Hub
$27
Description: Embrace melancholic Victorian Gothic romance with this poignant etching. Featuring a woman in a flowing antique dress on a moonlit pier, gazing toward a distant lighthouse illuminated by a vibrant green beam, framed by forget-me-nots and vintage scrollwork. Perfect for dark academia fans and cherished as a remembrance token, this evocative piece is ideal for everyday wear on a or as a thoughtful sympathy accessory.
Description: A relatable and funny graphic for the collector of all things green, featuring a line-up of various popular houseplants like a Monstera and snake plant. The text, "It's Not Hoarding If It's Plants," is the perfect justification for plant lovers everywhere. This design is great for indoor gardeners, succulent fans, and anyone with a rapidly growing collection.
Description: Celebrate your indoor jungle with this funny botanical design! Featuring a beautiful collection of potted houseplants and gardening tools with the text "It's Not Hoarding If It's Plants". Perfect for plant moms, gardeners, botanists, and nature lovers. A fantastic gift for Mother's Day, spring planting season, or housewarming parties.
Description: Mental Health Awareness, It's Ok To Feel All The Feels Emotions Mental Health, Mental Health Matters, Tomorrow Needs You, It's Okay If The Only Thing You DO Today Is Breathe, I Have Time To Listen Mental Health, Therapy Is Cool Self Care Mental Health Matters Awareness, Mental Health Awareness Shirt Fight the Stigma, Mental Health Awareness Green, Its Okay To Not Be Okay, Emotional Support Human Service People Mental Health, All Feelings are Okay.
