Not Green Tapestries
Description: I remember when my mother told me she was a Tom Jones fan. My initial reaction was "who are you?" Seriously. She called Conway Twitty "raunchy." She was a member of the George Strait Fan Club. Tom Jones is like Frank Sinatra, only he skips the romance and get's right to the dirty deeds.
Description: A minimalist composition featuring a bright green beetle on a black background. Below the beetle are two lines of white text. The first line reads "I did not choose the bug life." and the second line reads "The bug life chose me.". The beetle is centrally located and rendered in solid color with sharp outlines.
Description: A graphic with large, bold, lime green text on a black background reads "IF I CAN'T / BRING MY DOG I'M NOT GOING". To the right, a stylized green character wearing a Santa hat and a white furry collar stands with arms crossed. Next to the character, a brown dog wears a Santa hat and a red scarf.
Description: Not From This Planet Green Alien Bodybuilder – Alien Gym features a huge neon green extraterrestrial working out with a dumbbell. A funny and powerful sci-fi fitness design combining alien humor, bodybuilding, muscles and gym culture. Perfect for bodybuilders, weightlifters, fitness lovers, sci-fi fans and anyone who feels like their strength comes from another planet.
dad tax making sure it's not poison Tapestry
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$23 $30
Description: Incorporate a grounded, daily reminder of intentional living with this hand-lettered motivational quote artwork reading "What You Are Not Changing You Are Choosing." Styled in a wavy, groovy 70s display font with subtle textured linework, this graphic blends retro nostalgia with modern mindfulness and personal growth. The organic lettering and muted, earthy color choices deliver a relaxed yet empowering energy that fits seamlessly into morning coffee routines, yoga sessions, and slow living lifestyles. Designed for free spirits, granola girls, hippies, and outdoor enthusiasts who appreciate authentic, self-reflective retro art.
Green What You Are Not Changing You Are Choosing Typography Art Tapestry
by Cecelia Hotzler Design
$30
Description: The revolution will not be televised... t will be live streamed and crowdsourced and algorithmically amplified in real-time. Modern take on Gil Scott Heron's iconic 1971 spoken-word piece to reflect the shift in how activism, protests, and societal movements are documented, amplified, and consumed. Plus the fascism is unbound.
Description: Make a bold literary statement with this stylish I Would Rather Prefer Not t-shirt, a clever calligraphic twist inspired by Herman Melville’s legendary novella Bartleby, the Scrivener. Perfect for book lovers, introverts, writers, students, and anyone who appreciates dry humor, intellectual fashion, and classic literature references. This unique typography design transforms Bartleby’s iconic spirit of quiet resistance into a modern, wearable message. Whether you love minimalist graphic tees, vintage literary shirts, or smart sarcastic apparel, this design stands out with elegance and wit. Great for everyday wear, bookstores, libraries, coffee shops, campus life, or as a thoughtful gift for readers and literature fans. Show your love for Mel
Description: A classic green witch typing away on a laptop under a full moon with the funny quote "Data Scientist. Not a Witch. Probably." The perfect design for data scientists, programmers, software engineers, and math nerds this Halloween season!
Data Scientist Not A Witch Probably Green Witch Laptop Halloween Design Tapestry
by Apex Apparel Hub
$30
Description: Embrace melancholic Victorian Gothic romance with this poignant etching. Featuring a woman in a flowing antique dress on a moonlit pier, gazing toward a distant lighthouse illuminated by a vibrant green beam, framed by forget-me-nots and vintage scrollwork. Perfect for dark academia fans and cherished as a remembrance token, this evocative piece is ideal for everyday wear on a or as a thoughtful sympathy accessory.
Description: A relatable and funny graphic for the collector of all things green, featuring a line-up of various popular houseplants like a Monstera and snake plant. The text, "It's Not Hoarding If It's Plants," is the perfect justification for plant lovers everywhere. This design is great for indoor gardeners, succulent fans, and anyone with a rapidly growing collection.
Description: Celebrate your indoor jungle with this funny botanical design! Featuring a beautiful collection of potted houseplants and gardening tools with the text "It's Not Hoarding If It's Plants". Perfect for plant moms, gardeners, botanists, and nature lovers. A fantastic gift for Mother's Day, spring planting season, or housewarming parties.
Description: Mental Health Awareness, It's Ok To Feel All The Feels Emotions Mental Health, Mental Health Matters, Tomorrow Needs You, It's Okay If The Only Thing You DO Today Is Breathe, I Have Time To Listen Mental Health, Therapy Is Cool Self Care Mental Health Matters Awareness, Mental Health Awareness Shirt Fight the Stigma, Mental Health Awareness Green, Its Okay To Not Be Okay, Emotional Support Human Service People Mental Health, All Feelings are Okay.
Description: Brighten up your living space with this charming Scandinavian-inspired seamless pattern featuring a delicate blend of botanical wonders. Intricate mustard daisies, soft pink bluebells, and tiny forget-me-not blossoms are scattered gracefully alongside teal green foliage on a crisp white backdrop. Perfect for creating a calming environment, this whimsical print is an ideal choice for sweet baby nursery wall decor, modern minimalist bedding, or elegant daily lifestyle accessories.
Scandinavian Floral Pattern Seamless Meadow Ditsy Mustard Yellow Blue Bloom Tapestry
by ˚ · • . ° . K 💛 Design . ° . • · ˚
$30
