Not Your Friends Shorts
The Military & The Police Are Not Your Friends Shorts
by Sartori Designs
$21 $27
Description: "Brands are not your friends," Rilbo Oakrill says with a knowing nod. A feirce aura surrounds the tiny cream-and-ginger kitty, oversized green headphones barely staying on their head. Calm eyes and a tiny smile give a quietly unimpressed mood while soft green markings decorate the ears, face, and curled tail. The plush coat, rounded shape, and relaxed pose create a charming companion that looks content tuning out noisy chatter in favor of peaceful listening.
Description: Centered on metal art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore groove metal diehards and longtime collectors. Calling all groove metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee pounds with the bone-crushing power of down-tuned riffs and stomping, syncopated grooves. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for headbangers, mosh-pit warriors, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect heavy metal gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to throw down the horns. Heavy, swaggering and brutal artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Run Your Mouth When I'm Not Around It's Easy to Achieve You Cry to Weak Friends That Sympathize Groove Metal Shorts
by Pulse Terrain
$21 $27
Description: Inspirational friendship quote praising loyal people who defend your name and support you when absent always
People who defend your name when you are not around are the most loyal friends you could ever get Shorts
by GlassWilderness Art
$21 $27
Description: Warn fellow trail riders about the rigid reality of singletrack navigation with this hilarious "Mountain Biking: Trees Are Not Your Friends" design! Built for downhill racers, trail riders, gravel grinders, and mountain bike enthusiasts who know that bark always wins against handlebar clips and collarbones. Perfect for mountain bike park sessions, group trail rides, bike shop runs, and post-ride tailgate drinks. Makes an awesome gift for mountain biking dads, trail-riding grandpas, birthday cyclists, Christmas, and anyone who has learned the hard way that trees don't yield!
Description: "Brands are not your friends," Rilbo Oakrill says with a knowing nod. A feirce aura surrounds the tiny cream-and-ginger kitty, oversized green headphones barely staying on their head. Calm eyes and a tiny smile give a quietly unimpressed mood while soft green markings decorate the ears, face, and curled tail. The plush coat, rounded shape, and relaxed pose create a charming companion that looks content tuning out noisy chatter in favor of peaceful listening.
Description: A bold, text-based composition in white against a black background. The text is arranged in multiple lines, stating: "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS START HAVING KIDS AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE \"I'M NOT ENOUGH OF A GROWN-UP FOR THIS.\"". The font has a distressed, slightly textured appearance.
When Your Friends Start Having Kids "I'm Not Enough Of A Grown-Up For This." Shorts
by STEPHEN CHOU STD
$21 $27
Description: My Best Friend Is Not Your Friend Idc What She Told You She Lies A Little Sometimes design
My Best Friend Is Not Your Friend Idc What She Told You She Lies A Little Sometimes Shorts
by mdr design 23
$21 $27
Description: My Best Friend Is Not Your Friend Idc What She Told You She Lies A Little Sometimes design
My Best Friend Is Not Your Friend Idc What She Told You She Lies A Little Sometimes Shorts
by mdr design 23
$21 $27
