Not Your Friends Merch

Description: Billionaires Are Not Your Friends. They really aren't. A retro style font with the phrase "Billionaires Are Not Your Friends"

Description: Billionaires Are Not Your Friends. They really aren't. A retro style font with the phrase "Billionaires Are Not Your Friends"

Description: Billionaires Are Not Your Friends. They really aren't. A retro style font with the phrase "Billionaires Are Not Your Friends"

Description: The Military & The Police Are Not Your Friends

Description: There are no ethical billionaires.

Description: There are no ethical billionaires.

Description: They will eat you

Description: Not your milk

Description: "Brands are not your friends," Rilbo Oakrill says with a knowing nod. A feirce aura surrounds the tiny cream-and-ginger kitty, oversized green headphones barely staying on their head. Calm eyes and a tiny smile give a quietly unimpressed mood while soft green markings decorate the ears, face, and curled tail. The plush coat, rounded shape, and relaxed pose create a charming companion that looks content tuning out noisy chatter in favor of peaceful listening.

Description: Centered on metal art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore groove metal diehards and longtime collectors. Calling all groove metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee pounds with the bone-crushing power of down-tuned riffs and stomping, syncopated grooves. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for headbangers, mosh-pit warriors, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect heavy metal gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to throw down the horns. Heavy, swaggering and brutal artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.

Description: Inspirational friendship quote praising loyal people who defend your name and support you when absent always

Description: Deck the Halls Not Your Friends. Funny funny christmas sweater design, a perfect gift for anyone who loves funny christmas sweater humor.

Description: An important message that is helpful to remember

Description: Remember, kids, record profits are just unpaid wages, and the rich are delicious with a little garlic aioli

Description: Celsius Banks are not your friends

Description: Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.

Description: Warn fellow trail riders about the rigid reality of singletrack navigation with this hilarious "Mountain Biking: Trees Are Not Your Friends" design! Built for downhill racers, trail riders, gravel grinders, and mountain bike enthusiasts who know that bark always wins against handlebar clips and collarbones. Perfect for mountain bike park sessions, group trail rides, bike shop runs, and post-ride tailgate drinks. Makes an awesome gift for mountain biking dads, trail-riding grandpas, birthday cyclists, Christmas, and anyone who has learned the hard way that trees don't yield!

Description: A playful retro cat graphic featuring two adorable bow-wearing kittens surrounded by stars, flowers, and flowing 1970s-style shapes. The phrase “Billionaires Are Not Your Friends — Cats Are” combines cute pet imagery with anti-wealth satire and social commentary.

Description: Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.

Description: There are no ethical billionaires. These cute little baby bears know that greed kills.

Description: Billionaires Are Not Your Friends

Description: Clean Slate

Description: "Brands are not your friends," Rilbo Oakrill says with a knowing nod. A feirce aura surrounds the tiny cream-and-ginger kitty, oversized green headphones barely staying on their head. Calm eyes and a tiny smile give a quietly unimpressed mood while soft green markings decorate the ears, face, and curled tail. The plush coat, rounded shape, and relaxed pose create a charming companion that looks content tuning out noisy chatter in favor of peaceful listening.

Description: Friendly reminder to "check on your friends". If you or someone you know is suicidal, call or text 988 to talk to someone now. A portion of the profits will be donated to an organization dedicated to suicide prevention.

Description: Offer unconditional care and reassurance with this gentle mental health reminder. Perfect for showing friends and loved ones that you will always make time to support them.

Description: Perfect to wear to your next balloon twisting gig, or anywhere you wish to advertise that you make balloon animals.

Description: A bold, text-based composition in white against a black background. The text is arranged in multiple lines, stating: "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS START HAVING KIDS AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE \"I'M NOT ENOUGH OF A GROWN-UP FOR THIS.\"". The font has a distressed, slightly textured appearance.

Description: The fox says so

Description: This design showcases the humorous text Your Secret Is Safe With Me I Wasn't Listening. Ideal for fans of sarcastic humor, funny sayings, and witty jokes about listening.

Description: This design showcases the humorous text Your Secret Is Safe With Me I Wasn't Listening. Ideal for fans of sarcastic humor, funny sayings, and witty jokes about listening.

Description: Poor Smelly Cat, You Deserve More Love

Description: Animals are friends

Description: Real men make your panties wet not your eyes

Description: Emotionally Unavailable. Perfect Gift Idea for your Emotionally Unavailable friends!

Description: Please Don't Sit On My Bed With Your Outside Clothes

Description: My Best Friend Is Not Your Friend Idc What She Told You She Lies A Little Sometimes design