Office Comedy Quote Shorts

Description: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body. And it hurt!

Description: At least once a year I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before, pressing garlic, and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own ancho chiles. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations - it's probably the thing I do best.

Description: Funny sarcastic quote about multitasking, perfect for coworkers, office humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys witty jokes about everyday distractions.

Description: I've crunched the numbers! I know exactly how much money you need to have tater tots for life!

Description: What would you do with a million dollars? I tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time, man. The classic Lawrence quote from the movie, Office Space. From Cool Dojo.

Description: Don't Burn Out

Description: Chaos Coordinator Funny Office Job Title Humor

Description: "I am dead inside." –Michael Scott

Description: "Lord, beer me strength." –Jim Halpert

Description: Sorry Your Party’s do Lame! This funny Ugly Christmas design is Perfect gift for series lover!

Description: The classic TV show The Office quote from Michael Scott well, well, well, how the Turntables. (WHITE Version)

Description: Don't Burn Out

Description: Season 2's 'Conflict Resolution' contains one of the shows best cold openings, and this iconic line.

Description: Funny minimalist graphic featuring Your Secret Is Safe With Me I Wasn't Even Listening in bold brown retro typography with doodle speech bubbles full of chaotic scribbles and colorful symbols plus tiny ear icon in center. Perfect sarcastic present for friends, coworkers, and family who love witty humor and playful ignoring vibes. Ideal for birthdays and casual laughter.

Description: Dinkin' Flicka Is A Funny Quote From The Office TV Show For Michael Scott Fans.

Description: Show off your sarcastic sense of humor with this bold typography design featuring the hilarious quote: "Would You Like Your Nose Back? I Found It on My Business." Perfect for people who enjoy witty comebacks, dry humor, office jokes, workplace banter, and funny sayings. A great choice for anyone who loves clever typography and statement designs that get laughs and start conversations.

Description: Show off your sarcastic sense of humor with this bold typography design featuring the hilarious quote: "Would You Like Your Nose Back? I Found It on My Business." Perfect for people who enjoy witty comebacks, dry humor, office jokes, workplace banter, and funny sayings. A great choice for anyone who loves clever typography and statement designs that get laughs and start conversations.

Description: Show off your sarcastic sense of humor with this bold typography design featuring the hilarious quote: "Would You Like Your Nose Back? I Found It on My Business." Perfect for people who enjoy witty comebacks, dry humor, office jokes, workplace banter, and funny sayings. A great choice for anyone who loves clever typography and statement designs that get laughs and start conversations.

Description: IF SOMEONE DIDN'T MAKE YOU CRY, DID YOU EVEN GO TO WORK?

Description: What would you say you DO here at Initech?

Description: Show off your relatable work mood with this witty design. Perfect for those who keep the office running while counting down the days until the direct deposit hits. A great way to express your sarcastic take on corporate life and your professional motivation.

Description: Based on the Branch Wars episode of The Office, join Jim, Dwight and Michael as they pose as Madge, Joe and Kent to "burn Utica to the ground".

Description: I'm positively bedeviled with meetings et cetera. Perfect gift for TV and comedy lovers

Description: Funny Pretend I'm Interested Sarcastic Office Humor Antisocial Introvert

Description: Embrace your dark humor with this funny design featuring an angry stick figure pushing someone off a cliff. The sarcastic quote reads, 'Some people just need a push in the right direction'.

Description: Threat Level Midnight. Experience the thrilling suspense of this movie. The story showcases a special agent's mission to save the world from a deadly threat.

Description: Secretary Energy: 67% functional! A humorous take on bureaucratic efficiency. Great for office laughs and ironic self-deprecation.

Description: A funny and relatable typography design for anyone caught in the endless cycle of eating, working, and sleeping. Perfect for employees, students, overworked adults, and fans of sarcastic humor who appreciate witty quotes about everyday life.

Description: My workday is just a series of "I'll get to that later" moments is a funny procrastination quote for anyone who survives busy schedules with humor. Perfect for office workers, remote employees, managers, coworkers, freelancers, students, and coffee lovers. A fun choice for birthdays, Christmas, office parties, work anniversaries, team events, retirement celebrations, casual Fridays, and everyday workplace laughs. Great for productivity fans, desk workers, corporate life enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys relatable work humor.

Description: A clean minimalist typography design featuring the witty phrase “Let’s Assume I’m Right, It Will Save Time.” Perfect for fans of sarcasm, dry humor, and clever one-liners. The simple text-focused layout emphasizes the bold message, making it ideal for anyone who enjoys office humor, confident attitudes, and smart, understated comedic style with a modern minimalist aesthetic.

Description: Meeting Definition. A whimsical take on office life. Features humorous saying for those familiar with corporate culture. Great for coworkers and team events.

Description: Who is Justice Beaver?

Description: Get this new print for a limited time!

Description: I'm At That Age Where My Back Goes Out More Than I Do design featuring funny aging humor, back pain jokes, relatable adult life, senior comedy, witty quote, everyday laughs, middle age humor, classic sarcasm.

Description: This witty and sarcastic design is perfect for anyone who's tired of dealing with foolish questions. Featuring bold text and a humorous message, it’s ideal for t-shirts, mugs, and gifts. A great conversation starter for fans of snarky humor and office comedy. Show off your clever side with this relatable and funny graphic art.

Description: S2 E1, "The Dundies". Possibly Pam Beesly's greatest line of the entire show.