Office Comedy Quote Stickers
Description: At least once a year I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before, pressing garlic, and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own ancho chiles. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations - it's probably the thing I do best.
Description: Season 2's 'Conflict Resolution' contains one of the shows best cold openings, and this iconic line.
"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert / Dwight Schrute Sticker
by TJW Design + Photography
$3.50
Description: Funny minimalist graphic featuring Your Secret Is Safe With Me I Wasn't Even Listening in bold brown retro typography with doodle speech bubbles full of chaotic scribbles and colorful symbols plus tiny ear icon in center. Perfect sarcastic present for friends, coworkers, and family who love witty humor and playful ignoring vibes. Ideal for birthdays and casual laughter.
Description: Show off your sarcastic sense of humor with this bold typography design featuring the hilarious quote: "Would You Like Your Nose Back? I Found It on My Business." Perfect for people who enjoy witty comebacks, dry humor, office jokes, workplace banter, and funny sayings. A great choice for anyone who loves clever typography and statement designs that get laughs and start conversations.
Description: Show off your sarcastic sense of humor with this bold typography design featuring the hilarious quote: "Would You Like Your Nose Back? I Found It on My Business." Perfect for people who enjoy witty comebacks, dry humor, office jokes, workplace banter, and funny sayings. A great choice for anyone who loves clever typography and statement designs that get laughs and start conversations.
Description: Show off your sarcastic sense of humor with this bold typography design featuring the hilarious quote: "Would You Like Your Nose Back? I Found It on My Business." Perfect for people who enjoy witty comebacks, dry humor, office jokes, workplace banter, and funny sayings. A great choice for anyone who loves clever typography and statement designs that get laughs and start conversations.
Description: Embrace your talent for putting things off with this “Procrastination My Superpower” concept. Perfect for students, office workers, creatives, and anyone who knows the struggle of delaying tasks until the last minute. This humorous phrase turns procrastination into a badge of honor and celebrates relatable everyday humor.
Description: My workday is just a series of "I'll get to that later" moments is a funny procrastination quote for anyone who survives busy schedules with humor. Perfect for office workers, remote employees, managers, coworkers, freelancers, students, and coffee lovers. A fun choice for birthdays, Christmas, office parties, work anniversaries, team events, retirement celebrations, casual Fridays, and everyday workplace laughs. Great for productivity fans, desk workers, corporate life enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys relatable work humor.
Description: A clean minimalist typography design featuring the witty phrase “Let’s Assume I’m Right, It Will Save Time.” Perfect for fans of sarcasm, dry humor, and clever one-liners. The simple text-focused layout emphasizes the bold message, making it ideal for anyone who enjoys office humor, confident attitudes, and smart, understated comedic style with a modern minimalist aesthetic.
