Plural Shorts
Description: What's wrong with loving the people you live with? What's wrong with being invested in your family — inside or out? You have these people around you 24/7/365. If you don't like them, that's a pretty heavy burden. Be compassionate, be grateful, be loving — be narcissistically invested and stick it to the researchers who want to keep us grumpy, drained of energy, and afraid of our headmates. Extra font-astic geekery with apropos Aphrodite Pro & Bank Gothic.
Description: Tired of having to say no to singulars and ableds alike?? Let this shirt do the talking! Says "Sorry, we're CLOSED" in the style of a typical store sign, under it says in smaller type "all out of spoons". Black background with white & red print. No reason singular people can't use this sign to say "I'm closed for business."
Description: Feel the black heart of grunge! This powerful vignette design pays tribute to the iconic alternative rock band Stone Temple Pilots. Featuring a distressed human heart and the band's name, it perfectly captures the dark, complex, and heavy sound that defined the 90s music scene. This is essential wear for music history buffs, grunge enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates raw, emotional, and influential rock.
