Plural Merch
Description: What's with people who want to change who you& are? Coming out is tough enough without people wanting to make you& into someone else. When someone is wishing y'all would just go away and be someone else, don this shirt to get the point across that they can accept who y'all are or they're not accepting you at all.
Description: Parts versus people? If you're tired of your therapist (or researchers) labeling your internals as "parts" and saying you're all additively one person, or refusing to deal with you as individuals even after you've made it clear that you are, now you can celebrate the day you fire them with this fine —and far more accurate— redefinition of "ANP".
Description: What's wrong with loving the people you live with? What's wrong with being invested in your family — inside or out? You have these people around you 24/7/365. If you don't like them, that's a pretty heavy burden. Be compassionate, be grateful, be loving — be narcissistically invested and stick it to the researchers who want to keep us grumpy, drained of energy, and afraid of our headmates. Extra font-astic geekery with apropos Aphrodite Pro & Bank Gothic.
Description: Tired of having to say no to singulars and ableds alike?? Let this shirt do the talking! Says "Sorry, we're CLOSED" in the style of a typical store sign, under it says in smaller type "all out of spoons". Black background with white & red print. No reason singular people can't use this sign to say "I'm closed for business."
Description: Parts versus people? If you're tired of your therapist (or researchers) labeling your internals as "parts" and saying you're all additively one person, or refusing to deal with you as individuals even after you've made it clear that you are, now you can celebrate the day you fire them with this fine —and far more accurate— redefinition of "ANP". Now you can wear this accusation as a badge of F-U.
