Proverb Shorts

Description: As You Slide Down the Bannister of Life May the Splinters never Point the Wrong Way - Funny Irish Proverb

Description: Vikings were the greatest sailors and seafarers of Medieval European, Scandinavian and Norwegian history. Be proud of your ancestral traditions and Nordic pagan heritage, and wear this Norse Viking ship design when meeting the Viking gods in Valhalla.

Description: Viking gods. Do you honor them? Great! Then this Norse mythology design featuring a viking proverb with the Scandinavian Norse god Odin is for you. This Odin design is great for gym workout, and can also be worn when entering Valhalla. Odin will be proud.

Description: Not my circus, not my monkeys

Description: The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them. - Turkish proverb

Description: Turkish Proverb. The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them.

Description: Words can cut deeper than any blade. This powerful design is based on the Japanese proverb “The tongue is the source of calamity,” warning of the chaos that careless speech can unleash. Illustrated in gritty, vintage textures with bold red and gold tones, it’s perfect for those who appreciate the weight of words, retro-style statement art, and the darker side of truth.

Description: Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur - Anything said in Latin sounds profound.

Description: Typographical

Description: lupus non timet canem latrantem - a wolf is not afraid of a barking dog.

Description: Stoicism is the proactive philosophy of a moral, virtuous and ethical person. Stoic philosophy originated from ancient Greece and Rome, with most famous philosophers being Zeno, Seneca, Epictetus and the ancient Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius.

Description: The 'do as I say not as I do' idiom for lovers of ironic hypocrisy filled advice that is as old as time. For those of us that know we are imperfect and do things we should not and would like others not to make the same mistakes. This wisdom filled proverb is always relevant because it's always easier to see your mistakes after you have made them these are called life lessons.

Description: John Keats portrait and quote: Nothing ever becomes real till experienced – even a proverb is no proverb until your life has illustrated it

Description: Ancient Egyptian Proverb Philosophy Quote - Better an honourable failure than a half success.

Description: Quid verum atque decens curo et rogo, et omnis in hoc sum. My cares and my inquiries are for decency and truth, and in this I am wholly occupied. This quote was written by Roman lyric poet Horace in 23 BC. It seems we still need people who value decency and truth.

Description: Not My Circus Not My Monkeys funny sarcastic messages sayings and quotes. Sarcastic Messages. Check out this funny and sarcastic yet so true design perfect for you or your bestie. It also makes the perfect funny gift. Choose your favorite style and size.

Description: Barba non facit philosophum is a Latin phrase meaning “a beard does not constitute a philosopher.” It was a proverb used in ancient times referring that one’s appearance doesn’t necessarily signify one’s personality or job. It is similar to the proverb, “Clothes do not make the man.”

Description: See no evil hear no evil speak no evil

Description: Flexible Willow Wind Will not Break

Description: Confucius I Never Said All That

Description: Forget Grandma's advice. Here’s the cold, hard truth about an apple a day. "An apple a day... you die anyway" is the perfect motto for pessimists, cynics, and anyone who loves a good bit of dark wordplay. With its flat-color design and stylized skull, this poisoned apple is the ultimate symbol of fatalism with a gothic twist. Wear it if you dare (you’re going to die anyway, after all).

Description: Auribus Teneo Lupum is a Latin phrase meaning “holding a wolf by the ears.” It was once a popular proverb in ancient Rome used to describe an unsustainable situation, especially when doing nothing and doing something are both risky.

Description: A sharp graphic for true chess enthusiasts. Features a bold knight piece over a red chessboard with the classic chess proverb "The Knight On The Rim Is Dim" in striking old English typography. If you know, you know; this one's made for serious players, chess club members, and anyone who lives by the 64 squares.

Description: Cree Indian Proverb T“Only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money.”

Description: Where you recognise evil, speak out against it, and give no truces to your enemies - Odin

Description: " Nana korobi, ya oki " fall down seven times get up eight. Japanese proverb

Description: Loves Celebrate lasting bonds with this beautiful red and white typographic design featuring an inspirational message of loyalty. This elegant script layout is perfect for showing appreciation to those special people who stand by you through everything.

Description: Not my circus, not my monkeys! The perfect funny graphic t-shirt for anyone who loves sarcastic humor, witty quotes, and staying out of drama. Featuring a clean typographic layout with vintage circus vibes, this design is a great gift for coworkers, friends, and family who know how to mind their own business. Grab this hilarious Polish proverb tee and let everyone know it is not your problem!

Description: "毒食わば皿まで / If you've eaten poison, might as well lick the plate" You've done something evil.. why not see it through?

Description: Blood is Thicker Than Water is proverbial word

Description: A journey of a thousand miles begins wit a single step. The design is 100% handmade, AI was never involved in my artwork

Description: A simple, monochrome graphic in white on a black background. It features the text "We have no friends but the mountains." at the top and "-Old Kurinish Proverb-" at the bottom. In the center, there is a stylized outline of multiple mountain peaks.

Description: A minimalist and meaningful typographic design featuring a Christian cross integrated with the text "Fatherhood Is Kingdom Work" and the scripture reference "Proverbs 22:6". This clean, spiritual design is perfect for devoted Christian fathers, family men, and as an encouraging gift for Father's Day.

Description: A minimalist and meaningful typographic design featuring a Christian cross integrated with the text "Fatherhood Is Kingdom Work" and the scripture reference "Proverbs 22:6". This clean, spiritual design is perfect for devoted Christian fathers, family men, and as an encouraging gift for Father's Day.

Description: When life gives you lemons... well, that’s just too cliché. Better to squeeze the little demons dwelling inside you and refresh yourself with a nice glass of 'Demonade'. Blending hellish flames, secret recipes, and medieval-style illuminated lettering, this design combines cynical dark humor with the elegance of an ancient grimoire. Perfect for those who prefer a strong drink, a dash of chaos, and a heavy dose of sarcasm.

Description: Somewhere between proverbs 31 and madea there's me funny t-shirt