Shoggoth Shorts
Description: "It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train-—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and unforming as pustules of greenish light..." - H. P. Lovecraft, At the Mountains of Madness
Description: The department’s latest specimen is uncontainable, hungry, and definitely not a pet. For those researchers who believe that even a multi-eyed mass of protoplasm just needs a little training. A tribute to high-stakes academic failure.
Miskatonic University Cryptozoology Shoggoth Specimen Research Shorts
by Context Merch
$21 $27
Description: Mr.Shoggoth had been working on the Antarctic sea floor for Stygian chiliads and needed a rest! Imagine his surprise when coming up to the City for a break to find nothing but giant albino penguins! Where had everyone gone!? Poor Mr. Shoggoth! A Cosmic Horror Reader story about dealing with anxiety and insecure attachment.
Description: Meet the sweet side of H.P. Lovecraft horror. A three-eyed green shoggoth smiles among cheerful wildflowers beneath “The Friendly Little Shoggoth Who Wanted a Hug”—a playful favorite for cute-monster fans.
H.P. Lovecraft Friendly Little Shoggoth Wants a Hug Shorts
by Fenay Designs
$21 $27
Miskatonic University Shoggoth research department - HP Lovecraft Shorts
by Duckfieldsketchbook01
$21 $27
Description: Unleash monster-sized attitude with this retro Japanese Kaiju poster! Featuring a giant multi-eyed sea monster in vintage Showa-era film poster style, this design showcases the funny Japanese Kanji phrase "Sorry, but I'm a Very Important Person" ("悪いけど、俺は超重要人物なんで"). Perfect for Godzilla fans, Kaiju movie lovers, and anyone who appreciates humorous Japanese typography and vintage monster art.
Description: A surreal collision between Hokusai’s iconic wave style and the cosmic horror of the Lovecraftian mythos, this artwork portrays a monstrous “Shoggoth” emerging as a living wave—covered in countless eyes and tendrils. The Japanese kanji adds cultural texture while the grotesque form evokes a sense of unease and awe. Ideal for fans of horror, mythological fiction, and surreal art, this piece is a haunting blend of beauty and terror.
Description: "Six feet end to end, three and five-tenths feet central diameter, tapering to one foot at each end. Like a barrel with five bulging ridges in place of staves. Lateral breakages, as of thinnish stalks, are at equator in middle of these ridges. In furrows between ridges are curious growths – combs or wings that fold up and spread out like fans...which gives almost seven-foot wing spread. Arrangement reminds one of certain monsters of primal myth, especially fabled Elder Things in [the] Necronomicon."
